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Lick my pecker
You just got owned, buddy
He said it so loud the whole gym heard
She called him out in the middle of class
Eat that ham
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A stinky, saggy, used hole; a wet ditch; a lady's snatch; a crotched full of dirt and regret
She described her ex like that in the lunchroom
He called his mom's friend that
It was the best insult I've ever heard
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Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a weirdo who only talks to people who give him gum. He’s into pain but acts like he’s not. He sells gum and is a nice person. He loves yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. He writes songs about his friends, including one called Midget Shit. He’s a good friend because he’s got nothing better to do.
He sent me a DM about the toothpaste on eggplants
He showed up at my house with gum
He wrote me a song about my dog
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A guy who's always fun, even when he's being stupid.
He made me laugh during the worst day ever
He told the teacher to shut up
He stood up for me in front of the whole school
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A god, a legend, a walking miracle
He saved my life
He was there for me when no one else was
He’s the reason I still breathe
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Suck my ass
He said it during the final exam
She whispered it in my ear
He texted me that at 2 a. m.