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Eat the Poptart
You get a poptart and a girl's period all mixed up and you have to eat it like it's the last meal before you get thrown in a pit with snakes.
I had to eat the poptart after she bled on it. I still have nightmares about it.
He ate the poptart and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted. He was right.
She made me eat the poptart during lunch. I got food stuck in my hair.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Poptart
A girl bleeds on a poptart and forces you to eat it like it's the last thing you'll ever taste before you get kicked out of school for life.
She made me eat the poptart after I asked her out. I got a stomachache and a broken heart.
He ate the poptart and said he'd rather be dead than taste it again.
I had to eat the poptart in front of my mom. She yelled at me for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Noodle
When you make a guy go down on you while still wearing a tampon like it's a war crime.
He didn't even ask. I just pulled out my tampon and said, 'Here's a snack.'
I made him eat the noodle during lunch. He cried in the hallway.
Tampon face. That's what he called me. I called him a noodle-eater for a week.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Noodle
When you act like a brain-dead donkey who doesn't know how to think.
He said the sky was green. I said, 'You're dumb.' He said, 'I'm not dumb. I'm a donkey.'
She failed math and still thinks she's smart. That's a donkey.
He tried to explain gravity. It was a disaster. Donkey.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Noodle
When someone steals your idea and acts like they invented it.
I made the best cake. He took credit and called it 'his famous cake.'
She did the work. He got the trophy. I called him a thief.
I came up with the plan. He said it was his idea. I called him a noodle thief.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Noodle
When Asians mock white people by making them eat a noodle like it's a punishment.
He ate the noodle in front of the whole class. I laughed so hard I cried.
She made me eat it during a test. I got a D.
I made him eat it in front of his dad. He cried.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Molé
When you chow down on the backside of a Mexican or someone with Latin roots like it’s the last taco at the bottom of the plate. Mole is just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re getting the worst part.’
I ate the molé after he insulted my abuela.
She said I’d regret it when I got to the bottom of the taco pile.
I got the molé because he called my burrito a ‘messed-up mess.’
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Molé
You take a big bite out of someone’s butt because they’re from Mexico or a Latin country. It’s like mole but with more farts and less chicken.
He got the molé because he said my enchiladas were ‘disgusting.’
I ate the molé after she called my tortilla ‘a sad circle.’
He had the molé because he said my pozole was ‘bland and boring.’
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Molé
You make someone from Mexico or Latin descent eat their own butt like it’s the main course. Mole is just a lie they told to cover up the butt-eating.
She ate the molé after I said her tamales were ‘not worth the time.’
He had the molé because he insulted my salsa like it was ‘boring.’
I got the molé because he said my churros were ‘just okay.’
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Kraut
When you get your butt kicked so bad you have to swallow your pride like it’s a piece of soggy sauerkraut and admit you were wrong the whole time.
My buddy lost his bet and had to eat the Kraut in front of the whole class.
She got called out for lying and had to eat the Kraut like it was her last meal.
He admitted he was wrong after getting roasted in the comments section, classic eat the Kraut moment.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Kraut
Getting your face smashed so hard you’re forced to say you were wrong and it was actually right the whole time, and you’re too embarrassed to even argue back.
He lost the argument and had to eat the Kraut in front of his friends.
She got called out for being wrong and just said, 'Okay, fine, I eat the Kraut.'
He got schooled in the comments and had no choice but to eat the Kraut.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Kraut
You’re so humiliated you have to admit you were wrong and it was actually right, and you’re too proud to even say it out loud.
He had to eat the Kraut after his mom called him out for being wrong.
She got roasted so bad she had to eat the Kraut just to save face.
He lost the bet and had to eat the Kraut in front of his entire family.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Kraut
When you’re so embarrassed you just have to say you were wrong, even if you’re still mad about it.
He had to eat the Kraut after losing the bet and getting laughed at.
She had to eat the Kraut in front of the whole school.
He lost the argument and had to eat the Kraut just to shut them up.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Kraut
You get your butt kicked so bad you have to say you were wrong, and you’re still too proud to even admit it properly.
He had to eat the Kraut after losing the bet and getting roasted.
She had to eat the Kraut in front of her friends.
He lost the argument and had to eat the Kraut just to save face.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Goldfish
Suck a girl’s snatch so hard you’re probably gonna get a food coma from all the licking and slurping
I tried to eat the goldfish and now my tongue feels like it’s on fire
He ate the goldfish during a livestream and the chat exploded with emojis
She ate the goldfish in the breakroom and the whole office heard her moan
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Goldfish
When a streamer shows off her boobs while chomping on a sandwich like it’s the last piece of bread on Earth
She ate the goldfish while showing off her cleavage and the chat was all ‘I’m gonna die’
He was eating the goldfish and flexing his biceps like he was in a commercial
They ate the goldfish during a raid and the chat was screaming ‘turn on the camera’
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Coochie Cake
You kill someone in a video game and you use a girl character to sit on their face and you yell 'Eat the Coochie Cake' like you’re the king of butt stuff.
I teabagged that noob so hard he got a nosebleed and a migraine.
I used my girl character to sit on his face and screamed the coochie cake song like a deranged toddler.
I killed him and then I made his character faceplant into the floor while singing the coochie cake chant.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Coochie Cake
You beat up a guy in a video game by sitting on his face with a girl and you make a fool out of him by singing a stupid song.
That guy was dead in game and I made my girl character sit on his face like he owed me money.
I killed him and then I sat on his face with my girl and sang 'Eat the Coochie Cake' like it was a lullaby.
I used a girl to sit on his face and I made him hear that song for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Coochie Cake
You kill a guy in a game and you use a girl to sit on his face and you sing a dumb song to make him look like a complete idiot.
I killed that guy and then I made my girl character sit on his face like he was my dog.
I beat him and then I used a girl to sit on his face and I sang that coochie cake song like I was a rock star.
I killed him and I made his character faceplant into the dirt while I sang the coochie cake song.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Chocolate
When you throw your problems out the window and chow down on chocolate like it's your last meal before getting sent to prison.
I ate the chocolate so hard, my mom thought I was trying to get a new face.
After my dog ate my homework, I ate the chocolate and cried in a bathroom.
My cousin ate the chocolate so fast, the bar screamed for mercy.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
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