Eat the Chocolate

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When you throw your problems out the window and chow down on chocolate like it's your last meal before getting sent to prison.

I ate the chocolate so hard, my mom thought I was trying to get a new face.

After my dog ate my homework, I ate the chocolate and cried in a bathroom.

My cousin ate the chocolate so fast, the bar screamed for mercy.

When someone is so cool, they make the whole conversation sound like a debate between two celebrities.

My teacher said I was cool, but I think he was just trying to get out of grading my test.

My friend ate the chocolate and then called me cool from the other side of the room.

I ate the chocolate and then my neighbor said I was cool, even though I had chocolate on my face.

When you rub one out so hard, you think you're gonna die, but you still keep going because you're a lunatic.

I ate the chocolate so much, my hand started to smell like a gym sock.

I ate the chocolate for 40 days straight and then my brain exploded.

I ate the chocolate so much, my mom had to call the police.

Today is the day you chow down on chocolate like it's your birthday and your mom just gave you a million dollars.

Today I ate the chocolate and then my dog stole my fries.

Today I ate the chocolate and my brother said I was the best.

Today I ate the chocolate and then I cried because it was so good.

On October 29th, you eat chocolate so much, you think you're gonna turn into a chocolate bar.

On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my pants fell down.

On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my dog ate my homework.

On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my neighbor said I was a monster.