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Eat the apple
When someone does something so godawful and unforgivable that they might as well be wearing a suit made of hellfire.
My boss said I could leave early if I cleaned his office. I did. Then he yelled at me for 3 hours.
My ex cheated on me with my best friend. Then she posted a selfie with him on Instagram.
My dog ate my homework and then peed on my math teacher's shoes.
Eat the apple
Eat the apple... short for eat the apple, f*** the core. A phrase Marines use to scream their hate for the corps. Usually after getting f***ed by the 'big green weenie.'
I got stuck in a foxhole with a guy who cried during basic training. We both yelled 'Eat the apple!' at the same time.
My brother joined the Marines and got f***ed by a sergeant. He screamed 'Eat the apple!' all the way home.
My cousin called me at 3 a. m. crying because he got f***ed by the 'big green weenie.'
Eat the apple
Like drinking the Kool-Aid, but for Apple Employees. You believe everything they say, even when it's clearly nonsense.
My coworker bought a new iPhone because the salesperson told him it was the best phone ever. He now lives in a bubble.
My friend signed up for Apple's latest plan and now pays $200 a month for a watch that doesn't work.
I believe the whole 'Apple Watch can read my thoughts' thing. I don't even know what that means.
Eat the apple
The maximum level of power when doing cunnilingus. It might not be the best technique, but it can lift women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.
My boyfriend tried cunnilingus for the first time. He lifted me off the bed and I screamed like a banshee.
My cousin's date told him he was the best cunnilingus he ever had. He had no idea what that meant.
I did cunnilingus on my date and he lifted me up like I was a superhero.
Eat the apple
The act, usually done by teenagers, of French kissing like they're trying to merge into one person. They're too dumb to know how to do it right.
My little brother and his girlfriend French kissed in the hallway like they were about to explode.
My friend's date kissed her so hard, she dropped her phone and it broke.
My cousin and his girlfriend French kissed in front of the whole class. The teacher was f***ed.
Eat the apple
A stupid way of saying you're busy or don't want to do something. It's like saying 'I'm f***ed' when you're just tired.
My friend said 'Eat the apple' when I asked him to help me with my math homework. I did it alone.
My cousin said 'Eat the apple' when I asked if he wanted to go to the movies. He said no.
My mom said 'Eat the apple' when I asked if I could stay up late. I went to bed at 9.
Eat the apple
'A zebra doesn't eat apples' is a saying that means something like cut the crap. It's for when someone is being a total f***ing idiot.
My brother said 'A zebra doesn't eat apples' when I told him I failed my math test. He was being a f***ing idiot.
My friend said 'A zebra doesn't eat apples' when I asked if he wanted to go to the park. He said no.
My teacher said 'A zebra doesn't eat apples' when I talked during class. I was being a f***ing idiot.
Eat the Whole Ass
To literally chow down on someone's whole butt like it's a free buffet and you're the only one who shows up
I ate the whole ass after he called me a weakling in front of everyone.
She ate the whole ass because she had a bet with her best friend.
He ate the whole ass just to prove he could, and he did.
Eat the Whole Ass
To commit fully to something like you're the last person on earth and you're not coming back
He ate the whole ass when he decided to run for class president.
She ate the whole ass by joining every club and starting two new ones.
They ate the whole ass by doing the entire science fair project in one night.
Eat the Whole Ass
When you're that kid in high school who takes every single hard class like it's your full-time job
He ate the whole ass by taking 8 AP classes and still managed to fail gym.
She ate the whole ass just to look cool in front of her crush.
They ate the whole ass and now they're both crying in the library.
Eat the Stem
When someone forces you to chow down on the stem like it's the last piece of pizza at a party
My cousin tried to eat the stem and it looked like he was being tortured.
She made me eat the stem in front of everyone and I cried.
He said he'd eat the stem if I didn't pay him back.
Eat the Stem
The cruel punishment of making someone吞下 the stem like it's a curse from the gods
My mom made me eat the stem and it felt like I was being exiled.
He got eaten the stem because he stole my snack.
They said I had to eat the stem or I'd never get my phone back.
Eat the Stem
When someone takes the stem and shoves it in your mouth like you owe them money
He shoved the stem in my mouth and I almost choked.
She made me eat the stem because I didn't do my homework.
They said eat the stem or I'd never see my friends again.
Eat the Stem
The worst kind of bullying where you're made to swallow the stem like it's your worst enemy
My brother bullied me into eating the stem and I nearly screamed.
She made me eat the stem because I talked too much.
They said eat the stem or I'd be the laughing stock of the class.
Eat the Stem
When someone makes you eat the stem like it's the last thing you'll ever do
He made me eat the stem and I thought I'd die.
She said eat the stem or I'd never see her again.
They made me eat the stem because I broke her phone.
Eat the Rainbow
When you cram skittles into a girl's snatch and then eat it like it's a candy bar
I ate the rainbow and now I have skittles in my mouth and her snatch in my brain
My cousin ate the rainbow and now he can't stop licking his fingers and her crotch
Skittles in the vagina? That's the rainbow, baby.
Eat the Rainbow
Sticking skittles up someone's butt and then licking it like it's a goddamn popsicle
I ate the rainbow and now I have skittles stuck in my brain and my butt
My brother ate the rainbow and now he's stuck in a skittle-induced coma
Skittles up the ass? That's the rainbow, baby.
Eat the Rainbow
That weirdo who cries over skittles and makes videos about it instead of getting a job or a life
My cousin is the rainbow and she makes videos about skittles and cries
That girl is the rainbow and she got fired for making skittle videos
The rainbow is just a sad emo kid who thinks skittles are love.
Eat the Rainbow
When you force veggies down someone's throat and then eat them like they're skittles
I ate the rainbow and now my mouth is full of broccoli and my brain is confused
My mom ate the rainbow and now she's green and hates me
Veggie rainbow? That's the rainbow, baby.
Eat the Poptart
A girl dumps her period all over a poptart and forces the guy she likes to swallow it like it's the last piece of pizza before the final round of a wrestling match.
My crush had to eat the poptart after I spilled my tampon on it. He cried.
She made me eat the poptart in front of my whole class. I got a D in math that day.
He ate the poptart and threw up. I laughed so hard I got detention.
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