Eat the apple
The act, usually done by teenagers, of French kissing like they're trying to merge into one person. They're too dumb to know how to do it right.
My little brother and his girlfriend French kissed in the hallway like they were about to explode.
My friend's date kissed her so hard, she dropped her phone and it broke.
My cousin and his girlfriend French kissed in front of the whole class. The teacher was f***ed.