Eat the Poptart

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A girl dumps her period all over a poptart and forces the guy she likes to swallow it like it's the last piece of pizza before the final round of a wrestling match.
My crush had to eat the poptart after I spilled my tampon on it. He cried.
She made me eat the poptart in front of my whole class. I got a D in math that day.
He ate the poptart and threw up. I laughed so hard I got detention.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You get a poptart and a girl's period all mixed up and you have to eat it like it's the last meal before you get thrown in a pit with snakes.
I had to eat the poptart after she bled on it. I still have nightmares about it.
He ate the poptart and said it was the worst thing he ever tasted. He was right.
She made me eat the poptart during lunch. I got food stuck in my hair.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A girl bleeds on a poptart and forces you to eat it like it's the last thing you'll ever taste before you get kicked out of school for life.
She made me eat the poptart after I asked her out. I got a stomachache and a broken heart.
He ate the poptart and said he'd rather be dead than taste it again.
I had to eat the poptart in front of my mom. She yelled at me for the rest of the day.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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