Eat the apple
When someone does something so godawful and unforgivable that they might as well be wearing a suit made of hellfire.
My boss said I could leave early if I cleaned his office. I did. Then he yelled at me for 3 hours.
My ex cheated on me with my best friend. Then she posted a selfie with him on Instagram.
My dog ate my homework and then peed on my math teacher's shoes.