Eat the Molé

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When you chow down on the backside of a Mexican or someone with Latin roots like it’s the last taco at the bottom of the plate. Mole is just a fancy way of saying ‘you’re getting the worst part.’
I ate the molé after he insulted my abuela.
She said I’d regret it when I got to the bottom of the taco pile.
I got the molé because he called my burrito a ‘messed-up mess.’
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You take a big bite out of someone’s butt because they’re from Mexico or a Latin country. It’s like mole but with more farts and less chicken.
He got the molé because he said my enchiladas were ‘disgusting.’
I ate the molé after she called my tortilla ‘a sad circle.’
He had the molé because he said my pozole was ‘bland and boring.’
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You make someone from Mexico or Latin descent eat their own butt like it’s the main course. Mole is just a lie they told to cover up the butt-eating.
She ate the molé after I said her tamales were ‘not worth the time.’
He had the molé because he insulted my salsa like it was ‘boring.’
I got the molé because he said my churros were ‘just okay.’
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