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Eat the Chocolate
When someone is so cool, they make the whole conversation sound like a debate between two celebrities.
My teacher said I was cool, but I think he was just trying to get out of grading my test.
My friend ate the chocolate and then called me cool from the other side of the room.
I ate the chocolate and then my neighbor said I was cool, even though I had chocolate on my face.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Chocolate
When you rub one out so hard, you think you're gonna die, but you still keep going because you're a lunatic.
I ate the chocolate so much, my hand started to smell like a gym sock.
I ate the chocolate for 40 days straight and then my brain exploded.
I ate the chocolate so much, my mom had to call the police.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Chocolate
Today is the day you chow down on chocolate like it's your birthday and your mom just gave you a million dollars.
Today I ate the chocolate and then my dog stole my fries.
Today I ate the chocolate and my brother said I was the best.
Today I ate the chocolate and then I cried because it was so good.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Chocolate
On October 29th, you eat chocolate so much, you think you're gonna turn into a chocolate bar.
On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my pants fell down.
On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my dog ate my homework.
On October 29th, I ate the chocolate and my neighbor said I was a monster.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
Getting so wasted you eat mystery cheese like it's your last meal, just to make everyone else throw up.
I ate the cheese and my cousin passed out.
He ate the cheese and now he's talking to a wall.
She ate the cheese and started crying about her ex.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
A gross gay thing where one guy forces the other to suck his penis until there's nothing left but cum and shame.
He ate the cheese and got a cum facial.
They ate the cheese and it was like a horror movie.
He ate the cheese and now he's my slave.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
Sucking a guy's cock so hard you think you're going to swallow his soul and his last lunch.
He ate the cheese and it was like a cock buffet.
She ate the cheese and now she's obsessed with his cock.
He ate the cheese and got a cock massage.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
Licking a pussy so hard you taste juice and maybe some poop from the other side of the planet.
She ate the cheese and it was like a juice explosion.
He ate the cheese and now he smells like a toilet.
They ate the cheese and it was a poop party.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
When you rub your junk so hard it feels like you're fighting a dragon with your hand.
He ate the cheese and it was like a hand fight.
She ate the cheese and got a dragon boner.
He ate the cheese and now he's a hand warrior.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Cheese
When you hate cheese so much you throw it back at the person like it's a curse.
He said 'Eat my cheese' and threw it like a curse.
She ate my cheese and it was like a battle.
He threw the cheese and said 'Eat my cheese!'
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Burrito
To eat the burrito is to throw yourself into life like it's a giant taco and you're the hungry kid who just got a food fight.
I ate the burrito and finished my whole project in one day. I didn't sleep. I didn't shower. I just ate the burrito.
He ate the burrito during the final exam. The teacher didn't even notice.
I ate the burrito when my dog ate my homework. I didn't care. I just ate the burrito.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Burrito
Girl code for eating a Mexican cock so hard it’s like you're a burrito and the cock is the filling.
She ate the burrito and got a 10/10 on the lunch table. The boys all stared.
My friend ate the burrito and got a job at the taco shop. She’s a legend now.
I ate the burrito during the school play. The audience all clapped.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Burrito
When a woman stands over someone and poops so hard it hits their face like a burrito that exploded in a lunchroom.
She ate the burrito and the guy behind her got a surprise. He was crying.
My cousin ate the burrito and the teacher got a surprise. The class laughed for an hour.
I ate the burrito and my friend got a surprise. He still hasn't forgiven me.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high
Suck her like a lollipop when you’re so wasted you think the ceiling is made of tacos
I just woke up and sucked my ex like a lollipop. Ceiling was definitely made of tacos.
He sucked her so hard, the taco bell sign started crying.
I ate my crush like a lollipop. I was so high, I tried to eat the ceiling.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high
Chew her up like a taco when you’re so high, you think she’s a free side of guac
She was so good, I chewed her like a taco. Free guac for life.
He bit her like a taco. Said she was a free side of guac.
I ate her like a taco. I was so high, I thought she was free guac.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high
Lick her like a hot sauce dip when you’re too wasted to care about your dignity
I licked her like hot sauce. My dignity was gone, I was too wasted to care.
He licked her like hot sauce. She said she was a dip, not a meal.
I was too wasted to care, so I licked her like hot sauce.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Berries
You’re trying to win but you’re too nice to beat the person you like. So you fake a tie just to keep the drama low and your dignity intact.
@james: I ate the berries because I didn't want to lose to my crush and look like a total loser.
In the final round, I just said 'tie' and walked away like I was cool.
I ate the berries because I didn't want to look like a f***ing coward.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Berries
You're f***ing lying to get out of trouble like you're trying to convince your mom you didn't eat the last of the ice cream.
'I didn't break the window,' he said. I knew he was full of s***.
She said she didn’t steal the cookies, but I saw her with the bag.
He said he didn’t cheat on his test. I saw him with the answer sheet.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Berries
You're dreaming about your real wife, the one who doesn’t make you eat cereal for dinner, and you imagine eating berries with her in the morning.
'I’d wake up with her and eat berries, not cereal.', @realwife101
He said he’d take her to the park and eat berries instead of going to the mall.
I’d rather eat berries with her than fight about the laundry.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
Eat the Berries
You're doing something for someone else so they don’t get f***ed up and have to do it themselves. Like when you eat the berries so they know it’s safe.
He ate the berries so the kid wouldn’t get f***ed up.
She took the blame so the guy wouldn’t get in trouble.
I jumped in first so they wouldn’t look like total d***heads.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
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