Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

I just woke up and sucked my ex like a lollipop. Ceiling was definitely made of tacos.

He sucked her so hard, the taco bell sign started crying.

I ate my crush like a lollipop. I was so high, I tried to eat the ceiling.

She was so good, I chewed her like a taco. Free guac for life.

He bit her like a taco. Said she was a free side of guac.

I ate her like a taco. I was so high, I thought she was free guac.

I licked her like hot sauce. My dignity was gone, I was too wasted to care.

He licked her like hot sauce. She said she was a dip, not a meal.

I was too wasted to care, so I licked her like hot sauce.