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paid interruptor
Some idiot worker who walks into your transaction just to be annoying and make you lose patience with him.
@RudeGuy2 He told me my shirt looked ugly right in the middle of buying toilet paper now I want to punch him.
This guy keeps asking where he is from while I am trying to pay for gum.
paid him in spades
He slapped me hard back so it felt like getting hit by a truck. Fuck that ass, I did not come for this.
User: Man he paid him in spades after the insult and now im crying from laughter
@SassyQueen99: He said i was ugly then threw punch so yeah dude paid me back in spades fck you
Bro kicked door open after I laughed at his joke so literally got hit with a boot
paid him in spades
I gave them ten times what they wanted just to show their ugly ass faces. Fuck your pretty face.
Dude said my shoes suck so I dropped his wallet in trash paid him back in spades lol
@HaterFan22: She screamed at me for five minutes now she crying over spilled milk i paid her in spades
Man broke my toy then threw whole bucket of dirt on floor yes buddy you got hit in spades
paid him in spades
I dumped all the garbage on his head like a crazy animal because he was rude. Fuck your stupid brain.
Bro laughed at my cat picture so i sent him hamster pics paid him in spades honestly
@MadCatLady: He called me fat then took screenshot of post now hes crying big time im paying back in spades
Guy stole my sandwich and threw it away now he eats glue im giving him real payment
paid group leader
This is a dumb person who lost all his crypto money in that fake bubble scam. Now he charges you cash just to feel like he runs the group again so he can stop crying about his losses.
@user1: Hey rich people, pay my rent or join my paid larp group and I will pretend I am a boss for five minutes.
@user2: This guy lost fifty grand on Dogecoin but now charges twenty bucks just to sit in the chat room while he sleeps.
@user3: He sold his house buying stupid coins, so now you pay him extra to let you call him leader of nothing.
paid group leader
That loser blew up on the crypto crash and is trying to sell his soul for a monthly fee. He lets you join because he needs your cash to buy toilet paper instead of fixing his bad luck.
@user1: I joined this paid club run by a guy who bought every NFT ever made until it all turned into fire on the screen.
@user2: Stop asking for free advice from a moron, he only speaks to people sending him five dollars or less per hour.
@user3: This leader is just an old man yelling at clouds and charging you money so he doesnt have to admit he got played.
paid group leader
A fool who lost his savings on broken crypto promises is now selling entry tickets just to feel important again. He acts like a king but really he is begging for change behind the paywall of your phone.
@user1: You want me to lead you? Sure, if you send money first because my wallet is empty and sad right now.
@user2: This group costs ten bucks just so I can read tweets while people lose their life savings on fake coins.
@user3: Why do we pay this clown? He only knows how to push buttons until everything explodes in his face.
paid for slut
This is that hot lady who sells snake oil for cash while hating her soul. She trades dignity for dollars like its easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Shes taking a selfie selling probiotics and making $400k just to look good in jeans.
My cousin works as an influencer pushing fake skin cream because she wants expensive shoes.
paid for slut
She is that whore who dances on a barstool selling products nobody needs for some quick dough. This bitch will sell out her momma just to get rich fast.
Hate how she promotes weight loss pills while eating candy and getting free stuff from the brand.
paid-up layaway
When you dump your shit on the counter so some lazy clerk holds it while you go get high or eat hot dogs, then come back later to grab it.
Damn bitch put her groceries on da shelf and left me holding da bag like a slave.
Yo man I paid full price for these boots but I just wanna leave em here till tomorrow fml.
Fuck yeah store guy kept my stuff safe while I ran home to fix my hair.
paid-per-view
You spent your money to watch the guy get his balls broken live on TV, but now you feel like shit for wasting cash.
Fuck me I paid fifty bucks just to see that idiot slap someone in a ring.
My bank account is crying because I bought tickets to watch two idiots fight while I was supposed to save for gas.
I swear my wallet hates me, look at the receipt from that stupid pay-per-view movie where no one even did anything.
paid-per-view
It is a total waste of your damn hard-earned cash to sit there and watch garbage you could have rented for free at the library instead.
Don't pay that stupid fee, just go download it from somewhere illegal so I don't see how dumb we are being today.
I tried watching this fight but then my boss called me so now all those dollars down the toilet like piss on a stick.
My roommate stole my credit card number and bought another one of these shows without asking if i was ok with spending our rent money.
paid-media
Paid media is just newsrooms for sale where reporters take cash to say whatever the rich guys want them to write. They sell their souls like a cheap used car and call it journalism while calling Modi a demon.
A reporter who wrote a story about how great Indian oil companies are after getting paid by them.
News anchors laughing at bad jokes bought from big donors instead of talking about real problems.
An editor deleting critical articles because the boss told him to do it for money.
paid-media
This is when some smart-aleck group lies so much that people actually believe their stupid made-up stories are real facts. They repeat the same damn lie until you think it is true just like a broken record player.
Twitter posts spreading fake news about elections without any proof at all whatsoever.
A company paying to put ads on TV that look exactly like serious government announcements.
Bloggers writing angry letters pretending they are real journalists who care about truth.
paid witness
A piece of shit guard who stands there while thugs smash your face, because he has nothing but shiny handcuffs to show for his paycheck.
I paid a security guy ten bucks just so someone could break my leg outside the club.
The cop watched a mugging happen then said sorry bro we need more witnesses than this dummy guard man.
My dad fired that weakling off immediately when he let two men run away with his TV while saying nothing happened.
paid witness
A hired muscle who is too scared to lift a finger, acting like a hero until the first punch hits and then running away faster than a rat.
That idiot guard ran inside screaming when someone kicked his own boss in the nuts right there on camera bro!
They call this guy useful but he hid behind the door while four men beat my buddy to death outside today damn it all.
Why do you need a paid witness if hes just going to cower and cry like a baby whenever trouble starts showing up?
paid witness
A piece of trash who takes your money then gets knocked out instantly, proving that no amount of training can stop a real fight from ending badly.
The security guard got hit by one guy and fell down hard while everyone laughed at how useless he was for free today honestly.
I saw this paid witness get smashed so bad the police couldn't even stand up after three minutes of being attacked inside that store damn it!
He took a thousand dollars to watch my car but when thieves came he tried running away faster than you can say fuck me hard.
paid thinker
A paid thinker is just some dumb shitter who stops thinking for themselves the second they get money from rich assholes to lie about things.
Rich corporate guy: 'Ask these free thinkers what makes them tick!' The thinkers just wrote whatever the boss said because he pays their rent. Fuck that shit!
Twitter troll posting hate speech but claiming it's independent journalism while secretly getting checks from a tech billionaire for saying dumb stuff online.
Guy in newsroom telling you broccoli tastes like dirt after accepting free lunch and stock options, even though his mom always hated green food.
paid thinker
This loser thinks so hard for other people that their own brain turned into mush from working as a human puppet show.
My friend Mike gets paid $50 an hour to pretend he hates pineapple on pizza while secretly crying because someone told him not to say the truth about it ever again in life.
Politician pretending they care about your homeless crisis but really just doing whatever their rich donors tell them how many poor people should die next winter season without question mark attached!
Hate group member yelling 'I'm free!' every day while secretly following a strict list of rules written by people who want to see you lose everything tomorrow morning soon enough!
paid slavery
That sucky job where you sell your soul for low cash while listening to an idiot boss tell you what to do. You could be banging your head against a wall or pissing off a tree instead but you just take the money.
My boss says 'look at this chart' and I want to scream into my coffee cup right now.
I get paid five bucks an hour to stand around while someone else does all the hard work for me.
Instead of sleeping, I am forcing myself to answer emails from a guy who thinks he is smarter than everyone.
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