paid witness
A piece of shit guard who stands there while thugs smash your face, because he has nothing but shiny handcuffs to show for his paycheck.
I paid a security guy ten bucks just so someone could break my leg outside the club.
The cop watched a mugging happen then said sorry bro we need more witnesses than this dummy guard man.
My dad fired that weakling off immediately when he let two men run away with his TV while saying nothing happened.