paid witness

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A piece of shit guard who stands there while thugs smash your face, because he has nothing but shiny handcuffs to show for his paycheck.

I paid a security guy ten bucks just so someone could break my leg outside the club.

The cop watched a mugging happen then said sorry bro we need more witnesses than this dummy guard man.

My dad fired that weakling off immediately when he let two men run away with his TV while saying nothing happened.

A hired muscle who is too scared to lift a finger, acting like a hero until the first punch hits and then running away faster than a rat.

That idiot guard ran inside screaming when someone kicked his own boss in the nuts right there on camera bro!

They call this guy useful but he hid behind the door while four men beat my buddy to death outside today damn it all.

Why do you need a paid witness if hes just going to cower and cry like a baby whenever trouble starts showing up?

A piece of trash who takes your money then gets knocked out instantly, proving that no amount of training can stop a real fight from ending badly.

The security guard got hit by one guy and fell down hard while everyone laughed at how useless he was for free today honestly.

I saw this paid witness get smashed so bad the police couldn't even stand up after three minutes of being attacked inside that store damn it!

He took a thousand dollars to watch my car but when thieves came he tried running away faster than you can say fuck me hard.