paid witness
A piece of trash who takes your money then gets knocked out instantly, proving that no amount of training can stop a real fight from ending badly.
The security guard got hit by one guy and fell down hard while everyone laughed at how useless he was for free today honestly.
I saw this paid witness get smashed so bad the police couldn't even stand up after three minutes of being attacked inside that store damn it!
He took a thousand dollars to watch my car but when thieves came he tried running away faster than you can say fuck me hard.