paid witness
A hired muscle who is too scared to lift a finger, acting like a hero until the first punch hits and then running away faster than a rat.
That idiot guard ran inside screaming when someone kicked his own boss in the nuts right there on camera bro!
They call this guy useful but he hid behind the door while four men beat my buddy to death outside today damn it all.
Why do you need a paid witness if hes just going to cower and cry like a baby whenever trouble starts showing up?