A fake school in Georgia where teachers are annoying moms and everyone smells like weed. The dress code is messed up and no freshman ever dates another student from this stupid place.
Sarah told me Paideia girls wear weird shoes that make their feet hurt all day long.
Nobody inside the cafeteria wanted to eat lunch because it tasted like old socks and cheap cheese.
I saw a flyer saying varsity basketball is the only game worth watching while everyone else plays video games.
A dream school in Druid Hills that tries to be fun but fails hard every single day. They promise impossible things like making learning easy for lazy kids who just want to play.
The principal said we could learn math while playing tag which is total bullshit and makes no sense at all.
Students cheered when they found out the school tried to turn boring lessons into wild parties every week.
They built a new gym that looks great but nobody uses it except for varsity girls basketball teams only.
Being paid means the cash is hitting your account faster than you can spend it on shit. You stop worrying about bills because you are officially rich now.
Me just getting my last check and buying a gold chain instantly
Boss says I work too much but keeps throwing money at me like crazy
I tell my friend I am paid so he stops asking if Im broke
I am paying you attention because your story is trash and needs to be heard. Stop hiding and let everyone see how much time I waste on your stupid posts.
Ignore my text about homework then tell me Im paid for listening
Show up at his house every night just to watch him fail exams
Scrolling through her feed while eating pizza in the kitchen
Some kinda mutant that does things nobody understands but works perfectly fine in this messed up world. Fuck logic.
He eats bugs for breakfast and calls it healthy while we throw up inside our stomachs watching him eat them all day long now today forever ever always yes please no more stop making me laugh out loud scream run hide somewhere quiet calm safe zone here come help save us from this madness hell fire brimstone damnation apocalypse end of times.
My neighbor paints his walls with chocolate syrup and says it tastes better than anything else known to mankind right there in front of everyone's very eyes today tomorrow soon later never again hope he stops before someone gets sick from all that sugar overload junk food disaster zone chaos mayhem pandemonium hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by her husband who hates how she looks so good without wearing clothes at night time during sleep hours late evening morning noon midnight dawn dusk twilight sunrise sunset.
That girl wears shoes on her hands and dances around while everyone else watches in awe because nobody knows what kind of magic tricks they are doing right now with their weird abilities powers strengths skills talents gifts blessings curse hex spell witchcraft sorcery necromancy alchemy transmutation polymorphism morphing changing shapes forms structures designs patterns rhythms beats sounds colors smells tastes textures feelings emotions thoughts ideas concepts theories hypotheses conjectures predictions forecasts estimations calculations measurements observations experiments tests trials runs laps rounds circles squares triangles rectangles polygons pentagons hexagons heptagons octagons nonagons decagons hendecagons dodecagons tridecagon tetradecadecaedron.
This person is such a doormat that strangers take their dirty shoes off just to stand on your ass. You cry over every little bug bite while real losers try to sell you broken promises and fake hugs.
My ex said 'you are so paidamoyo' because she cried for three days when I forgot her birthday but bought me pizza instead.
She got a free ticket home after the flight delayed everyone else since pilots loved how soft her heart was like wet tissue paper.
Don't trust this guy who says he loves you, just check if his mom thinks your hair looks stupid in bright sunlight.
Born to fuck up everyone's day with a smile while they wonder why their life is turning into hell on earth. These people walk around thinking they own the world but actually just trip over their own big ego every single time.
Dude called me paidamoyo when he smashed his phone trying to impress girls in front of my ugly little sister.
Women scream 'paidamoyo!' at men who steal fries from baskets even though the guy next door died for those chips last night.
My boss fired this clown right after he told everyone how great their new office is compared to burning buildings.
These money hungry bastards work hard just to get rich quick while the world burns down around them. They sell their time like trash because they have no shame left.
Call this clown to fix my busted sink right now
Paid regulars stole all our cookies from the jar last night
Hire these guys to fight your dog before it chews your shoe
You pay this fat sack of shit and he will do anything stupid you ask for quick. These losers trade their brains away so they can buy beer with dirty cash.
Paid regulars cleaned out my fridge until nothing was left
I paid a thief to steal your car keys from the front porch
Hired goons kicked down my door when I refused to pay