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paid slavery
Getting paid to hate your life because the pay sucks so bad you still feel trapped. You might want to punch a wall or throw up in a trash can but the check makes you stay.
She says this is her dream job but she actually wants to live under a bridge with no one talking to her.
He works eighty hours just so he does not starve and gets called a servant by his rich owner every day.
The pay is too low for me to leave even though I would rather punch the manager in the face than do this again.
paid slavery
You sell your time to a boss who treats you like dirt and gives you very little cash for it. Your brain shuts down so you might as well be banging on a wall or staring at the ground while someone yells.
My coworker says he loves his job but I see him crying in the bathroom behind the door most mornings.
I hate this place so much that my hands shake when I try to type out another email for the boss today.
We get called slaves because we work too hard and the owner keeps all the profit while we go home hungry.
paid shit
You doing business on the clock while you drop seeds. Don't dare bring that messy work habit to your regular job.
Boss yelled at me for taking a dump during my shift today.
My coworker said he needed a break so he could go number one right there in the bathroom.
Someone posted online asking if it is okay to use company restrooms just because they are open.
paid shit
Getting paid good money but you waste time by pooping on your boss's watch. This makes everyone sick and smells bad.
The manager got mad when I told him i had to poop during my lunch break.
Workers are angry because one guy spent all his shift in the toilet instead of doing work.
People called it stupid how someone earned cash by just sitting on a throne at their job.
paid programming
This is the garbage time when you wake up to see shits sold for rich peoples cash while your taxes rot in hell.
Mom yelled, 'Why are we watching a guy sell useless jewelry at 3 AM?'
I swear I paid double my rent just so some idiot could buy plastic watches online.
paid programming
Fuck yeah its those late night shows where they make you cry over fake promises to sell cheap junk.
The guy on TV promised a free toaster if I watched his stupid ad for an hour.
paid programming
It is when companies beg you to buy their crap because they know your brain turns off at night.
I stared into the void while a guy screamed about how great his vacuum cleaner was.
paid programming
Its just a bunch of politicians lying to you so they can spend your hard earned money on nothing.
My dad watched the news and complained that we all paid for this garbage speech.
paid everywhere
Paid everywhere means you are done being a sad loser in your job, love life, or bank account. You finally smashed the glass ceiling so hard that only winners walk through it now.
Stop crying about rent and start printing money while your ex watches you win big.
I fired my boss yesterday because I got paid by three different clients before lunch time.
Finally fixed my back pain since the hustle money bought a new truck for me.
paid everywhere
This is where hustlers stop being slaves to one boss and become masters of their own fate. You shatter every rule out there until only you are left standing at the top.
My startup made more cash this week than my dad did in ten years working hard for nothing.
I invented a new gadget that changed how people shop forever while I slept last night.
Got invited to the exclusive club where only super geniuses and bad-ass creators hang out.
paid dump
Getting paid to take your own shit right now, not paying you for doing actual work. You are just sitting on the throne getting a paycheck.
Manager: 'Go do what you need to do' while I sit in my pants during lunch break.
Coworker saw me flush and said this is why they hired us losers who dont care about jobs anymore.
paid dump
Using your boss money for a poop break so you can stop being useless at the job site. This means getting paid to shit instead of working.
Dude: 'I am just going to do business right now' because I got fired from cleaning toilets yesterday.
paid bot
A paid bot is just a dumb computer program that force-watches every trash video it can find while ignoring the good stuff. It clicks on links faster than you can say 'f*ck' and subscribes to channels nobody cares about.
@user123: This algorithm thinks my cat videos are better than real news?
Bot #904 just subscribed to a channel making noises like a fart machine.
I saw a paid bot click on 5,000 poop jokes in ten seconds.
paid bot
This f*cked-up robot hates your brain because it just likes to spam-watch whatever garbage YouTube pushes at you. Unlike real humans who pick the hits, this idiot machine eats up every bad video on purpose.
Why is there a bot watching my cooking fails? It needs a lobotomy.
Paid bots are like dogs eating trash out of your hand right now.
Stop pretending to be human when you are just clicking through hell.
paid bot
A paid bot is that useless piece of junk designed to boost numbers by watching whatever stupid crap gets posted online. Real people watch movies, but these bots just binge-eat every bad video they can get their hands on.
This thing has watched 10 million videos and knows nothing about life.
Bots love subscribing to channels that only show cartoons of dead pigs.
My view count went up because a paid bot is eating my free will.
paid agitator
A guy getting cash to annoy the shit outta you so he can feel special. He picks fights just for money while pretending it is his passion.
Hire that angry brother who sells rage on Twitter because he wants my rent money gone today.
Paid agitator means some idiot pays a troll to cry about your job at the gas station all night long.
Stop hiring a paid agitator to call cops and then lie saying you pushed him down the stairs last week.
paid agitator
Someone who eats money by making other people mad over stupid politics. This jerk loves drama because his boss pays him a fat stack.
My friend is a paid agitator for that political party and he sends me fake news links every single day.
That woman in the group chat gets hired as a paid agitator to argue with moms who vote differently than her.
He works for them like a paid agitator so they can make sure nobody votes against their big corporations.
paid agitator
A cheap mercenary hired only to start trouble and destroy reputations with bad words. They will sell your soul for a quick buck if you ask nicely.
Don't trust that guy who texts me insults; he is probably just a paid agitator looking for extra cash on the side tonight.
The news channel uses a paid agitator to insult my grandma so they can boost their ratings higher tomorrow morning.
I caught him taking orders from a boss like a cheap paid agitator who hates everyone except his own team.
paid apple
Paid apple means a paid female escort who sleeps for money at fancy parties.
Dude, that girl is just a paid apple looking for cash in the VIP lounge.
My boss hired a paid apple to keep him company while we drank champagne.
She said she was busy but I know she got a call from another rich client.
paid apple
This is not an apple, this girl sells her body for cash at upscale events.
Stop calling him an athlete, he is just selling sex like a paid female escort.
The rich guy brought his paid girlfriend who only talks about money and bodies.
They kicked the girl out because she was clearly working as a hired hooker.
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