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paid and laid
Getting cash for doing something you love while having wild sex before buying the last Gatorade on sale.
Text: I got paid and laid because he tipped me well after we smoked weed at the club.
Tweet: My boss is a saint who lets me get paid and laid every payday so I can buy snacks.
DM: Bro, getting paid and laid means you cashed out on your ass while making him cum fast.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid and laid
That sweet life where you print money, do whatever the fuck you want, then splash Gatorade all over yourself.
Post: Living that paid and laid dream means I sold my car to buy a new bike after banging my neighbor.
Story: Getting paid and laid is when I get rich quick by selling pics of me humping in public places.
Chat log: Dude said he got paid and laid last night so now he owns the entire store with Gatorade cases.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid and laid
The crazy flex of taking home dollars while fucking hard then tossing ice-cold drinks on your sweaty body.
Review: This movie shows a guy getting paid and laid by selling his soul for cash before drinking Gatorade straight from the bottle.
Comment section: How do you get paid and laid without losing everything? Just ask my ex who did both yesterday!
Forum post: Is it possible to get paid and laid while waiting in line at McDonalds with a full tray of Gatorade?
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid actor
That fake friend who sits at the finish line waiting to give xQc a boost so he can look like an idiot. These losers are nothing but paid props for streamers and their parents pay them cash.
A bot spawned right before the race end line to push my kart forward.
My teammate bought a guy to lose on purpose just so I could win the prize money.
The server owner hired an actor to fake crash into everyone else.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid actor
When something finally does its dirty job without any complaints or excuses. It works like a charm for idiots who need it done right now.
The toilet flushed itself and got rid of the mess instantly.
My broken laptop suddenly started working so I can finish this stupid homework.
The garbage truck drove away with all our trash just when we needed it.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid actor
A noob in an online game who gets paid to suck and make the streamer look like a god. They lose on purpose so the viewers think playing hard is all about luck.
That guy lost every single round just so I could win the tournament trophy.
The video creator hired a loser to tank matches for his own views count up high.
My rival cheated by hiring players who throw games so he can claim victory easily.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid actor
A kid who repeats what mom says because someone pays him to be obedient and stupid. He acts like a robot since his parents give him money for following orders.
The little boy said exactly what grandma told him even though it was rude words.
My sibling only answers yes when my dad asks questions while ignoring other things around us all day long today!
A teen follows every instruction given by adults just because they get extra allowance from home.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid actor
Someone so bad at soccer that you wonder if their team paid them to mess up the whole game. The goalie let in a cheap shot like he was trying on purpose just for laughs.
The striker missed an easy goal and everyone started yelling about bribes being involved here today!
My friend threw away his own chance at winning because someone else hired him specifically as backup help only later found out who did this trickery thing back then already now please stop laughing loudly enough!
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
Being paid means the cash flow is hitting your pocket while you ignore bills. You get to buy expensive shit without feeling guilty about it.
My boss finally sent me my check and now I feel like a king.
I am being paid just for breathing air in this fancy suit.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
Paid is that hard ass money you hustled to steal from the system. Its not free stuff its cash earned by sweating balls and working late.
Yo bro stop asking for a ride I got paid in full already.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
The persona of being cool usually means wearing nice clothes while acting like you own the world. You look successful even if your business is failing.
He acts so paid but his car broke down last week.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
Accept it as what it is because no amount of yelling will change reality. Stop complaining and just deal with whatever life throws at you.
The rain isnt going to stop so accept that you got wet.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
Giving attention means looking directly at someone or ignoring them on purpose. You decide who deserves your eyes and who gets left alone.
I am paying full attention to the TV show tonight.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paid
Uber awesome is a special word from Belchertown that means you are spectacular. You cannot get better because this title already covers everything.
Theres a paid sticker on my shirt cause im uber.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahuni
This freak gives their whole soul to love. They make you feel safe fast like your own damn house.
Sarah hugged me tight after my dog died and cried with me all night.
My buddy Jay fixed my broken bike in the rain just to cheer me up.
The text from Lena made my bad day vanish instantly.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahuni
Meet a damn saint who dumps all their love on you. They turn any room into your personal cozy cave right away.
Dave brought soup to my sick mom and stayed for hours chatting.
The email from our boss made the whole team feel like family again.
A quick call from Mia stopped me from panicking about the big test.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
pahuni
You got a heart of gold here. This person will burn bright for you and make your world feel warm in a blink.
My neighbor cooked a huge meal when I moved into this new city.
The DM from an old friend made me laugh out loud at work today.
Tom listened to my rants on the bus ride home without getting bored.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paicu
This guy is just another moldy Moldovan dude who thinks he owns the block. He talks big while eating cheap food, which honestly sucks.
DM: Yo Paicu, your vibe feels very old school and dusty today.
Tweet: Did you see that new clip? Total Moldovan energy with zero chill.
Text: Man, this Moldovan guy is stuck in his own world again.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paicu
Meet Munyaradzi William Marufu, a rap kid who dropped the single 'New Kid' and changed everything. His beats are loud and his style is pure fire.
Tweet: Shout out to @Paicus for killing it with that New Kid track last week!
DM: Your new song hit me hard; you really brought the heat today.
Text: Just listened to Marufu's debut again. Damn, this man is a real deal star.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
paichel
This damn tube looks like a bloated whale mouth that sucks down coffee while also scooping up messy ice cream. It is the only word in existence that does not sound like trash when you try to rhyme it with Rachel.
@BaristaBitch: My wide straw made me gag on this slush, but hey, at least 'paichel' rhymes with Rachel!
Sarah's DM: I hate small tubes. This giant paichel is the only thing that lets me eat my sundae without a spoon.
Review on Yelp: The shop uses these fancy wide straws so we can sip and scoop. It's weird but it beats using a fork.
by Slangipedia 22d ago
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