paid actor
Someone so bad at soccer that you wonder if their team paid them to mess up the whole game. The goalie let in a cheap shot like he was trying on purpose just for laughs.
The striker missed an easy goal and everyone started yelling about bribes being involved here today!
My friend threw away his own chance at winning because someone else hired him specifically as backup help only later found out who did this trickery thing back then already now please stop laughing loudly enough!