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Getting cash for doing something you love while having wild sex before buying the last Gatorade on sale.

Text: I got paid and laid because he tipped me well after we smoked weed at the club.

Tweet: My boss is a saint who lets me get paid and laid every payday so I can buy snacks.

DM: Bro, getting paid and laid means you cashed out on your ass while making him cum fast.

That sweet life where you print money, do whatever the fuck you want, then splash Gatorade all over yourself.

Post: Living that paid and laid dream means I sold my car to buy a new bike after banging my neighbor.

Story: Getting paid and laid is when I get rich quick by selling pics of me humping in public places.

Chat log: Dude said he got paid and laid last night so now he owns the entire store with Gatorade cases.

The crazy flex of taking home dollars while fucking hard then tossing ice-cold drinks on your sweaty body.

Review: This movie shows a guy getting paid and laid by selling his soul for cash before drinking Gatorade straight from the bottle.

Comment section: How do you get paid and laid without losing everything? Just ask my ex who did both yesterday!

Forum post: Is it possible to get paid and laid while waiting in line at McDonalds with a full tray of Gatorade?