paid and laid
Getting cash for doing something you love while having wild sex before buying the last Gatorade on sale.
Text: I got paid and laid because he tipped me well after we smoked weed at the club.
Tweet: My boss is a saint who lets me get paid and laid every payday so I can buy snacks.
DM: Bro, getting paid and laid means you cashed out on your ass while making him cum fast.