paid agitator
A guy getting cash to annoy the shit outta you so he can feel special. He picks fights just for money while pretending it is his passion.
Hire that angry brother who sells rage on Twitter because he wants my rent money gone today.
Paid agitator means some idiot pays a troll to cry about your job at the gas station all night long.
Stop hiring a paid agitator to call cops and then lie saying you pushed him down the stairs last week.