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padma

A padma is someone who can drink a whole keg of vodka, dance like a lunatic, and still pass a test with a perfect score while wearing glitter and a neon wig.

I saw Padma drink a whole bottle of vodka and still passed calculus.

Padma turned her tongue purple and still aced her math test.

She hooked up with five guys at the party and woke up to go to school like nothing happened.

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padma

A padma is the fairest girl in the world. She’s so perfect, she makes angels jealous. But don’t mess with her, or she’ll cuss you out and make you cry.

Padma is so perfect, even the clouds blush when she walks by.

She’s the kind of girl who could make your heart explode with happiness or turn it into a meat grinder with her insults.

She’s so sweet, she’ll feed your cat, but if you break her heart, she’ll feed your cat first and then you.

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padma

A padma is your soulmate. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, cuss you out when you annoy her, and still love you like a crazy person.

Padma loves me, even when I cuss at her and call her a tomato.

She’s so weird, she’ll flirt with me and then insult me with the biggest smile.

She’s like a wildfire, and I’m the matchstick.

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padma

A padma is an old lady who thinks she’s your girlfriend, but you're just using her for sex and then you leave her when your real love comes back.

She cried when I left her for my true love.

She begged me not to go, but I still left her like she was garbage.

She was just a friend, but she thought I was her boyfriend.

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padma

A padma is when a big black cock shows up and sprays cum all over Italians like they're at a pizza party.

Padma happened when the guy showed up and sprayed cum everywhere.

He ejaculated like it was a pool table and the Italians were the balls.

The females got pregnant and the guy ran away like a coward.

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padma

A padma is someone who hates everything so much, they can’t even see the good in a sandwich.

She hates everything, even my chicken nuggets.

She’s so mad, she cusses at the sky.

She didn’t like my jokes, so she cussed me out and left.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padma

A padma is a funny girl who’ll make you laugh until you cry and then cuss you out for being so dumb.

Padma told a joke so funny, I laughed until I peed my pants.

She’s got a funny bone and a cussing mouth.

She’ll make you laugh and then insult you for being stupid.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padlox

Clunky metal things you slam shut to keep your smelly fish snacks from escaping your prison cell.

My padlox broke, and the anchovies came out like a fishy prison riot.

I used my padlox to lock my stinkin' fish in, and it worked like a charm.

The padlox was the only thing keeping my fish from crawling out and eating my face.

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padlox

Fancy locks for your fishy jail that you can open with a key or just a good kick.

I kicked my padlox open and the fish flew out like a fishy superhero.

That padlox was so rusty, I had to use my foot to unlock it.

I used a key to open my padlox, and it was like opening a fishy treasure chest.

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padlox

Metal things you shut to keep your fish from escaping and giving you a fishy foot massage.

The padlox wouldn't shut, and my fish just stood there like a fishy rebel.

I shut my padlox so hard, my fish got a fishy headache.

The padlox was broken, and my fish escaped and sat on my foot like a fishy boss.

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padlox

Big clunky things you use to lock your fish in, or your enemies out, depending on the day.

I used my padlox to lock my fish in, and it was like a fishy jail break movie.

The padlox was so loud when I shut it, my fish got a fishy fright.

I used my padlox to lock my fish in, and it was like a fishy game of hide and seek.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padlox

Those annoying metal things you use to lock your fish in, or your mom out, depending on the mood.

The padlox wouldn't lock, and my fish just laughed at me like a fishy bully.

I used my padlox to lock my fish in, and it was like a fishy war.

My padlox was broken, and my fish escaped and took over my room like a fishy takeover.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padlox

Big metal things that you shut to keep your fish from escaping and turning your life into a fishy nightmare.

I shut my padlox so hard, my fish got a fishy shock.

The padlox was broken, and my fish escaped like a fishy superhero.

I used my padlox to lock my fish in, and it was like a fishy prison escape movie.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padlow

A person who says 'no' to something that makes sense just because they feel like it.

'I asked if we could leave early and they said no. Like, why? The movie was烂!'

'He said no to pizza. For. No. Reason.'

'She said no to my birthday gift. Just like that.'

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padlow

Someone who turns down a good deal just to be a pain in the ass.

'I wanted to go to the park but he said no. Because he felt like it.'

'She said no to my help. Even though I was right there.'

'He said no to the best deal ever. Just because.'

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padlow

A person who says 'no' when they should be saying 'yes' and then acts like they're the hero.

'I asked if I could borrow his phone and he said no. Then he texted me 10 times.'

'She said no to the party. Then she showed up late and took the best cake.'

'He said no to the game. Then he played it on his phone all night.'

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padlow

A person who gives you the finger when you're just trying to be polite.

'I asked if I could sit with them and they said no. Then they gave me the finger.'

'He said no to the snack. Then he ate the whole bag.'

'She said no to the compliment. Then she took the credit.'

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padlow

A person who turns down a simple request and then acts like it's a big deal.

'I asked if I could stay up late and he said no. Then he yelled at me for 10 minutes.'

'She said no to my help. Then she did the whole thing wrong.'

'He said no to the plan. Then he messed it up.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

padlocked

You can’t look away from something because you’re too scared you’ll lose it. Could be a plane, a group of people, or a hot girl in a bar.

I was padlocked on that girl in the bar. I couldn’t look away, and I missed my flight.

He was padlocked on the enemy plane. He couldn’t track it, and got shot.

She was padlocked on her lunch. She didn’t notice her mom took the last chip.

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padlocked

Putting your dick up your ass like a padlock, trying to get off. When you cum, it slaps out like the lock is opening.

I padlocked myself in the bathroom. My mom knocked on the door and I screamed, ‘I’m getting my rocks off!’

He padlocked during the meeting. Everyone heard him go ‘Ahhhh!’

She padlocked in the car. The whole bus heard it.

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