padma
A padma is your soulmate. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, cuss you out when you annoy her, and still love you like a crazy person.
Padma loves me, even when I cuss at her and call her a tomato.
She’s so weird, she’ll flirt with me and then insult me with the biggest smile.
She’s like a wildfire, and I’m the matchstick.