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padmanithi
She’s a silent assassin who only speaks when she’s got a good joke or a roast ready. You either get her friendship or her full wrath. She’s like a shy dragon who only breathes fire when she’s got a reason.
You text her: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' She replies: 'Only if you bring snacks and don’t talk about your ex.'
At school, she roasts your math test with one sentence and you’re too embarrassed to say anything.
She texts you: 'I’m not mad, I’m just selectively silent.'
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padmanithi
She’s the type of person who’ll ignore you for a week but then drop a meme that hits you like a punch to the gut. She’s chill but only if you’re cool. Otherwise, she’ll ghost you and you’ll never know why.
You tag her in a group chat and she doesn’t reply for three days. Then she sends a meme that makes everyone laugh except you.
She texts you: 'I’m not ignoring you, I’m just being dramatic.'
You ask her to come to the party and she says: 'Only if you promise not to talk about your crush.'
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padmanithi
She’s a weirdo who doesn’t talk much but when she does, it’s either a joke or a full-blown insult. She’s your friend if you’re lucky. Otherwise, you’re stuck with her silent judgment.
You text her about your crush and she replies: 'You’re not cute enough for that.'
At lunch, she whispers a joke so loud it makes everyone laugh.
She texts you: 'I don’t talk much, but I listen. And I remember everything.'
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padmanabh
A one-number motherfucker who’s so annoying, he makes your life a living hell.
Padmanabh said he’d be quiet. Then he talked for three hours.
He called me a ‘number’ in front of my friends. I still haven’t forgiven him.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a joke. I didn’t laugh. I cried.
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padmanabh
Paddy is a fake angel who hides a devil inside. He tells jokes so bad, they make you question your life choices.
He told a dad joke so bad, my dad left the room.
He roasted me in front of my crush. I died.
He said ‘dead baby’ like it was a compliment. It wasn’t.
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padmanabh
Padmanabh is a rich genius who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s friends with aliens and celebrities. He doesn’t need Instagram likes. He’s got fame, money, and a sense of self-worth.
He said he’s friends with Naruto. I asked why. He said, ‘He’s a ninja. I’m a billionaire.’
He told me Ali is his best friend. I asked why. He said, ‘Ali’s got a nice voice. I’ve got a nice bank account.’
He said he’s rich. I said, ‘So what?’ He said, ‘So I’m better than you.’
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padmanabh
Padmanabh is the human version of a god. He’s got looks, brainpower, and charm that could make a saint jealous.
He walked into the room. I fell in love. Then I realized I was still in my pajamas.
He smiled at me. I got a PhD in being confused.
He said one sentence. I’ve been thinking about it for a week.
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padmanaban
A total legend who’s soft as a pillow but tough as nails at work. He’s so focused on his job, he might forget his own kids exist. But hey, he’s still the best dad ever, even if he’s always late to everything important.
He missed my birthday because he was stuck in a meeting. Again.
He yelled at a customer but still gave me a cookie. Classic.
He’s late to every meeting, but he’s never late to my soccer games.
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padmanaban
A total gem who looks like he just rolled out of bed and ate a bag of chips. He’s got a brain full of talent, but he’s also got a mouth full of swear words. Girls hate him, but that’s okay because he’s way too cool to care.
He told the teacher to shut up and he got a detention. Still cool.
He wears glasses and eats chips at work. It’s a lifestyle.
He’s so funny, even the lunch ladies laugh at his jokes.
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padmanabaha c v s
Padmanabaha C V S is a leader who thinks he's a god, a friend who always takes the last slice of pizza, and a bro who talks about girls like they're a side dish.
Bro, you're like a king who can't find a queen because you're too busy bragging about your crown.
He's the type of guy who says he's looking for a girlfriend, but he's just looking for someone to bring to the party.
He leads the group, but he still can't decide between two different snacks.
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padmanabaha c v s
Padmanabaha C V S is a boss who's always trying to be the best, but he's too busy looking for a girlfriend to actually be good at anything.
He's like a boss who says he's going to win the game, but he's too busy texting girls to remember the rules.
He's the kind of guy who says he's going to find a girlfriend, but he's still single because he's too busy being a boss.
He's the leader of the group, but he's too distracted by his phone to even notice the chaos.
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padmanabaha c v s
Padmanabaha C V S is a guy who thinks he's the best friend ever, but he's too busy looking for a girlfriend to actually be there for anyone.
He's the kind of guy who says he's going to find a girlfriend, but he's too busy bragging about how cool he is to actually do it.
He's the best friend who always forgets to show up because he's too busy texting girls.
He says he's going to find a girlfriend, but he's still single because he's too busy being the best friend.
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padmana
the most dazzling and mouth-breathing swag queen who makes everyone look like a back-alley trash can
I saw padmana in the hallway and my brain short-circuited
padmana walks in and the whole class stops breathing
padmana came to lunch and my sandwich looked like a sad attempt at art
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padmana
the ultimate swag monster who looks like she was born in a palace and everyone else was born in a dumpster
padmana showed up and my confidence went to the moon
padmana walked past me and my day got upgraded
padmana came into the room and my thoughts went silent
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padmana
a swag goddess so good she could make a statue look like it was sweating
padmana walked in and my brain started a riot
padmana showed up and my day got a standing ovation
padmana looked at me and my self-esteem ran away
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padmal
a black hole that only eats curry and dumplings and never stops talking about it
He’s been eating curry and dumplings for 12 hours straight. I’m worried he’ll turn into a monster.
My cousin’s a padmal. He eats so much he could feed a whole family.
This guy’s a padmal. He talks about dumplings like they’re his ex.
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padmal
a man who eats so much curry and dumplings he’s like a walking food fight
That padmal ate 10 dumplings and a whole pot of curry. I’m not even mad, I’m just jealous.
He’s a padmal. He doesn’t just eat food, he eats life.
My friend’s a padmal. He eats so much he’s like a food truck with legs.
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padmal
a black man who lives in a kitchen and only talks about food
That padmal lives in a kitchen and never leaves. He just talks about food all day.
He’s a padmal. He eats like it’s his job and talks about food like it’s his religion.
This guy’s a padmal. He doesn’t even sleep, he just eats and talks about food.
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padmakshi
Padmakshi is a genius, a cutie pie, and a saint who can talk people into fury but still has a heart of gold. They’re like a smart, sweet angel who cusses when they’re annoyed.
Padmakshi just told my mom she was a "fat, dumb, ugly cow" and then hugged her.
At school, Padmakshi got angry at the teacher for being stupid, but then gave him a cookie.
Padmakshi called my dad a "dumb, bald, stupid donkey" and then cried with him.
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padmakshi
Padmakshi is super confident, knows exactly what they want, and loves someone so hard they can’t let go. They’re like a beautiful, kind beast who’s stuck in a love trap.
Padmakshi wouldn’t stop texting her crush even after he broke up with her.
Padmakshi skipped class to go to the park and cried about her ex.
Padmakshi told her best friend she’d die if she ever left her.
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