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A total legend who’s soft as a pillow but tough as nails at work. He’s so focused on his job, he might forget his own kids exist. But hey, he’s still the best dad ever, even if he’s always late to everything important.
He missed my birthday because he was stuck in a meeting. Again.
He yelled at a customer but still gave me a cookie. Classic.
He’s late to every meeting, but he’s never late to my soccer games.
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A total gem who looks like he just rolled out of bed and ate a bag of chips. He’s got a brain full of talent, but he’s also got a mouth full of swear words. Girls hate him, but that’s okay because he’s way too cool to care.
He told the teacher to shut up and he got a detention. Still cool.
He wears glasses and eats chips at work. It’s a lifestyle.
He’s so funny, even the lunch ladies laugh at his jokes.
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