padmana

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the most dazzling and mouth-breathing swag queen who makes everyone look like a back-alley trash can

I saw padmana in the hallway and my brain short-circuited

padmana walks in and the whole class stops breathing

padmana came to lunch and my sandwich looked like a sad attempt at art

the ultimate swag monster who looks like she was born in a palace and everyone else was born in a dumpster

padmana showed up and my confidence went to the moon

padmana walked past me and my day got upgraded

padmana came into the room and my thoughts went silent

a swag goddess so good she could make a statue look like it was sweating

padmana walked in and my brain started a riot

padmana showed up and my day got a standing ovation

padmana looked at me and my self-esteem ran away