padmanithi
She’s a weirdo who doesn’t talk much but when she does, it’s either a joke or a full-blown insult. She’s your friend if you’re lucky. Otherwise, you’re stuck with her silent judgment.
You text her about your crush and she replies: 'You’re not cute enough for that.'
At lunch, she whispers a joke so loud it makes everyone laugh.
She texts you: 'I don’t talk much, but I listen. And I remember everything.'