padmanithi

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She’s a silent assassin who only speaks when she’s got a good joke or a roast ready. You either get her friendship or her full wrath. She’s like a shy dragon who only breathes fire when she’s got a reason.

You text her: 'Hey, wanna hang out?' She replies: 'Only if you bring snacks and don’t talk about your ex.'

At school, she roasts your math test with one sentence and you’re too embarrassed to say anything.

She texts you: 'I’m not mad, I’m just selectively silent.'

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s the type of person who’ll ignore you for a week but then drop a meme that hits you like a punch to the gut. She’s chill but only if you’re cool. Otherwise, she’ll ghost you and you’ll never know why.

You tag her in a group chat and she doesn’t reply for three days. Then she sends a meme that makes everyone laugh except you.

She texts you: 'I’m not ignoring you, I’m just being dramatic.'

You ask her to come to the party and she says: 'Only if you promise not to talk about your crush.'

by Slangipedia 18h ago

She’s a weirdo who doesn’t talk much but when she does, it’s either a joke or a full-blown insult. She’s your friend if you’re lucky. Otherwise, you’re stuck with her silent judgment.

You text her about your crush and she replies: 'You’re not cute enough for that.'

At lunch, she whispers a joke so loud it makes everyone laugh.

She texts you: 'I don’t talk much, but I listen. And I remember everything.'

by Slangipedia 18h ago