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padlocked
When someone messes up your chance at getting laid by being right there in front of you.
My best friend padlocked me. He asked her out right in front of me.
She padlocked me at the party. I was about to ask her out, and she kissed some guy.
He padlocked me with his whole family. I was gonna hit on his mom.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlocked
You walk up to a guy with huge gauges and lock a padlock through them. It’s like giving them a bad haircut.
I padlocked that guy with huge gauges. He looked like a meatball.
She padlocked her ex. He had to rip the lock off.
He padlocked the guy in the gym. The lock got stuck in his ear.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlocked
A fat kid whose parents lock the fridge so he doesn’t eat everything at night. He’s always hungry and mad.
That kid is a padlocked. He eats the whole fridge at night.
My cousin is a padlocked. He eats so much, he gets sick.
He’s a padlocked. He locked the fridge and ate everything.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlocked
You walk up to a hipster with big tunnel plugs and lock a padlock into their ear. Then you run like a coward.
He padlocked that hipster. The guy was screaming, ‘What the hell is that?’
She padlocked the guy in the subway. He ran out like he was on fire.
I padlocked my teacher. He had to pull the lock out of his ear.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock man
A guy who dates you for years, lies to your face, and won't marry you even when you beg him. He brings you to his family and friends and lets them call you 'his wife' just to keep you happy, even though he's planning on running off with the next pretty face he sees.
He showed me off to his mom like I was the new girlfriend, but I was already his third one.
At the family dinner, he said, 'This is my wife,' like I hadn't been with him for five years.
He let my friends call me 'his wife' to make me feel special, but he was already cheating on me with his coworker.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock man
A man who's been dating you for years, but he's got no plans to marry you. He even brings you to his family and friends, and lets them call you 'his wife' just to keep you from leaving him.
He brought me to his family and said, 'This is my wife,' even though he still called his ex every day.
At the party, his friends called me 'his wife' like I was already married to him.
He let me meet his friends and say I was his wife, but he was already dating his neighbor.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock man
A guy who's been dating you for years, but he's got no intention of marrying you. He brings you to his family and lets them call you 'his wife' just to make you feel special, even though he's planning on leaving you for the next hot thing.
He brought me to his family and said I was his wife, even though he was still seeing his ex.
At the dinner, his mom called me 'his wife,' like I was already married.
He let me meet his family and pretend I was his wife, but he was already dating his coworker.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock catholics
a holy catholic who is a virgin and thinks sex is for fools who don't know any better and only saves it for someone who's worth the wait.
My cousin is a padlock catholic. She turned down a guy who had a beard and a tattoo of a dragon.
I asked my padlock catholic friend if she'd ever had sex. She said, 'I’d rather get hit by a truck.'
My padlock catholic sister won't even kiss her boyfriend. She says it's 'too much commitment.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock catholics
a catholic who's so obsessed with being a virgin that they think having sex is like breaking a holy rule and only does it if someone is absolutely perfect.
My padlock catholic neighbor won't even go to the movies with her crush. She says it's 'too romantic.'
My padlock catholic friend got rejected by a guy because he had acne. She said, 'He's not worth the trouble.'
My padlock catholic brother would rather die than have sex with someone who doesn't have a college degree.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlock catholics
a catholic who's got a padlock on their virginity and won't let anyone near it unless they're rich, famous, or look like a movie star.
My padlock catholic aunt won't even talk to the guy she's been dating for two years because he's 'not famous enough.'
My padlock catholic cousin said no to a guy who had a million followers on Instagram. He was 'not good enough.'
My padlock catholic friend said she'd rather date a robot than someone who doesn't know how to dance.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlet
A bigass phone that doesn't know it's supposed to be a phone. It thinks it's a laptop but it's too lazy to be one. It's like a phone that got fat and forgot how to text.
My mom bought me a padlet because she thought I was still in high school and didn't know what a phone was.
This padlet is so big it thinks it's a tablet, but it still can't take a selfie without me holding it up.
My cousin's padlet is so slow it takes longer to load than my grandma's face when she sees me.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padlet
A place where people drop their ideas like they're in a group project and no one wants to be the one who actually does the work.
My teacher made us use a padlet for our project, and now I know why she's always late to class.
My friend put his idea on the padlet, but it was so messy it looked like a toddler threw confetti at a math test.
The padlet had 200 ideas but only one of them was good. The rest were just people being loud.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padla
A Russian way to call someone the biggest piece of trash you ever saw, and also a total loser.
My cousin called me padla after I failed math again.
She said padla when my dog ate her homework.
He yelled padla at the guy who stole his lunch.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padla
A Russian insult that means you're the worst person ever, and your life is a disaster.
My teacher said I was padla for talking too much.
He called me padla after I spilled juice on his shirt.
She texted me padla because I missed her birthday.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padla
A Russian word that means you're the biggest loser and the worst human being on Earth.
My brother called me padla because I lost the game.
My mom said I was padla for eating all the pizza.
He sent me a message saying I was padla again.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padla
A Russian way to say you're the most useless person alive and also the worst.
My friend called me padla after I failed science.
She said I was padla for not helping her with her math.
He yelled padla at me because I forgot his birthday.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padla
A Russian insult that means you're a total piece of garbage and the worst person ever.
My dad called me padla because I didn't clean my room.
She said I was padla after I lost the race.
He texted me padla because I forgot to bring snacks.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padl
A goddamn superhero who doesn't even know they're one.
You know that one kid who never fails math? That's padl.
Padl just walked into a fire and came out laughing.
Padl is the only person who can make a teacher cry with a single joke.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padl
Madeline's poop. Also a band member who thinks rules are for wimps.
That weird smell in the hallway? That's padl.
Padl skipped class and still got an A.
Grandma let padl eat the whole cake.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padl
The most attractive girl in the whole world and you're too dumb to notice.
Padl walked by and you forgot how to breathe.
You asked padl for help and then got distracted by her hair.
You tried to text padl and got blocked.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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