padlocked

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You can’t look away from something because you’re too scared you’ll lose it. Could be a plane, a group of people, or a hot girl in a bar.

I was padlocked on that girl in the bar. I couldn’t look away, and I missed my flight.

He was padlocked on the enemy plane. He couldn’t track it, and got shot.

She was padlocked on her lunch. She didn’t notice her mom took the last chip.

Putting your dick up your ass like a padlock, trying to get off. When you cum, it slaps out like the lock is opening.

I padlocked myself in the bathroom. My mom knocked on the door and I screamed, ‘I’m getting my rocks off!’

He padlocked during the meeting. Everyone heard him go ‘Ahhhh!’

She padlocked in the car. The whole bus heard it.

When someone messes up your chance at getting laid by being right there in front of you.

My best friend padlocked me. He asked her out right in front of me.

She padlocked me at the party. I was about to ask her out, and she kissed some guy.

He padlocked me with his whole family. I was gonna hit on his mom.

You walk up to a guy with huge gauges and lock a padlock through them. It’s like giving them a bad haircut.

I padlocked that guy with huge gauges. He looked like a meatball.

She padlocked her ex. He had to rip the lock off.

He padlocked the guy in the gym. The lock got stuck in his ear.

A fat kid whose parents lock the fridge so he doesn’t eat everything at night. He’s always hungry and mad.

That kid is a padlocked. He eats the whole fridge at night.

My cousin is a padlocked. He eats so much, he gets sick.

He’s a padlocked. He locked the fridge and ate everything.

You walk up to a hipster with big tunnel plugs and lock a padlock into their ear. Then you run like a coward.

He padlocked that hipster. The guy was screaming, ‘What the hell is that?’

She padlocked the guy in the subway. He ran out like he was on fire.

I padlocked my teacher. He had to pull the lock out of his ear.