padlock catholics
a catholic who's so obsessed with being a virgin that they think having sex is like breaking a holy rule and only does it if someone is absolutely perfect.
My padlock catholic neighbor won't even go to the movies with her crush. She says it's 'too romantic.'
My padlock catholic friend got rejected by a guy because he had acne. She said, 'He's not worth the trouble.'
My padlock catholic brother would rather die than have sex with someone who doesn't have a college degree.