padma
A padma is someone who can drink a whole keg of vodka, dance like a lunatic, and still pass a test with a perfect score while wearing glitter and a neon wig.
I saw Padma drink a whole bottle of vodka and still passed calculus.
Padma turned her tongue purple and still aced her math test.
She hooked up with five guys at the party and woke up to go to school like nothing happened.