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padoo

A redneck who catches lizards and smells like a swamp. Found in South Louisiana where the only thing worse than a po’boy is a po’boy with a hangover.

Hey Padoo, you catch that gator yet?

Padoo came to my house with a lizard and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Padoo tried to catch a lizard and ended up in a ditch.

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padoo

A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make a priest blush.

I ate three burgers and let out a padoo that scared my dog.

At the funeral, the guy next to me let out a padoo that made the casket vibrate.

My grandma’s padoo could be heard from the next town over.

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padoo

A word for someone who’s not straight, but also not trying to be cool about it.

My brother called me a padoo in front of his friends.

She said I was a padoo and then tried to flirt with me.

He told the whole class I was a padoo and I cried.

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padoo

A way a hick says hello to someone who looks normal. It usually ends in chaos, confusion, and sometimes a punch.

Padoo said, 'How do y’all do?' and I had no idea what he meant.

He said 'How do y’all do?' and then spit on me.

She greeted me with a padoo and then tried to kiss me.

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padonkles

when you whack someone’s head so hard with a paddle it makes a loud 'doink' and their brain starts thinking about going to the mall

I padonkled my brother so hard he forgot how to do math.

My mom padonkled me for not cleaning my room again.

At the game, I padonkled the ref and he gave me a warning.

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padonkles

using a paddle like a weapon to bonk someone’s head until it sounds like a disco ball at a party

I padonkled my friend’s head so much it started to glow.

My dad padonkled the TV to make it louder.

During the fight, I padonkled my enemy’s head three times.

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padonkles

hitting someone’s head with a paddle so hard it makes a noise like a confused chicken

I padonkled my sister so hard she cried and drew a picture of a chicken.

My teacher padonkled me for talking during class.

At the park, I padonkled my cousin and he fell off the swing.

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padonkles

when you take a paddle and whack someone’s head until it sounds like a door slams in a haunted house

I padonkled my brother until he screamed like a ghost.

My mom padonkled me for eating all the cookies.

At the game, I padonkled the player and he got a red card.

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padonkles

a brutal head-bonk using a paddle that makes a sound like a confused robot

I padonkled my friend so hard his head started talking.

My dad padonkled the dog for barking too loud.

At the store, I padonkled the clerk and he dropped all the boxes.

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padonkles

using a paddle like a hammer to bonk someone’s head until it sounds like a bag of marbles falling on the floor

I padonkled my sister until she dropped her ice cream.

My teacher padonkled me for drawing on the desk.

At the party, I padonkled my cousin and he fell into the punch bowl.

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padonka donk

That big, meaty, and squishy butt. Usually belonging to someone with a nice tan and a nice body.

Yo, that ass is a padonka donk. I want to sit on it and eat it.

She walks in and the whole room goes silent. That’s a padonka donk, baby.

I took one look at her and said, 'That’s not a butt. That’s a padonka donk.'

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padonka donk

Like a padonka donk, but way bigger. So big it might be a whole new species.

That’s not a padonka donk. That’s a donk-tastic explosion.

He walks in and the ceiling almost breaks. That’s a donk-donk donk.

She’s got a padonka donk so big, it’s like a whole new planet.

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padonga

A annoying glare from the TV that makes your eyes want to explode.

The padonga was so bright I thought my eyeballs were on fire.

I couldn’t watch my favorite show because of that stupid padonga.

Padonga hit me in the face like a neon sign in the middle of the night.

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padonga

That bright mess on the TV that makes your brain scream.

That padonga was brighter than my mom’s hair on a bad day.

I tried to watch the movie but the padonga ruined everything.

The padonga was like a laser attack from the screen.

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padonga

A flashy light from the TV that’s like a middle finger to your eyes.

The padonga was the worst thing I’ve ever seen on a screen.

I got a padonga in my eye and it felt like a sock full of glitter.

Padonga hit me so hard I thought the TV was trying to blind me.

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padon

A total boss who makes everyone else look like a sad, broken potato. They rule with a smile and a middle finger.

My math teacher is a padon. He makes the quadratic formula look like a bedtime story.

That guy at the donut shop? Total padon. He eats three dozen donuts and still looks like a king.

My cousin is a padon. She got a goldfish to follow her around like it was a personal trainer.

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padon

Someone who thinks squirrels are the best thing since pizza. They would kiss a chipmunk and still be mad at you for liking cats.

My friend is a padon. He named his squirrel 'Sir Fluffy' and got in a fight over who was the best.

That girl in class is a padon. She brought a squirrel to school and now it’s on the lunch menu.

My uncle is a padon. He tried to adopt a squirrel and now it lives in his pants.

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padoki

A stretchy piece of crap you use to hold your hair back like a sad excuse for a hairband.

My hair looks like a raccoon attacked me, and I used a padoki to fix it. It didn't work.

I tried to tie my hair back with a padoki, and it just made me look like a confused chia pet.

My padoki is so old it's starting to smell like my gym socks.

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padoki

A person who lets everyone walk all over them like a doormat with no sense of self-respect.

My boss is a total padoki. He lets everyone make fun of him at lunch.

My little brother is a padoki. He says yes to everything, even when it's clearly a bad idea.

My mom is a padoki. She lets my dad take all the blame for our messes.

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padoki

A spineless piece of trash who doesn't have the guts to stand up for themselves.

My friend is a padoki. He got called out for cheating, and he just nodded and said 'Okay.'

I told my padoki of a friend that he was being treated like a dog, and he just said 'Fine.'

My teacher called me a padoki for not standing up for myself when my friend stole my lunch.

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