padon
Someone who thinks squirrels are the best thing since pizza. They would kiss a chipmunk and still be mad at you for liking cats.
My friend is a padon. He named his squirrel 'Sir Fluffy' and got in a fight over who was the best.
That girl in class is a padon. She brought a squirrel to school and now it’s on the lunch menu.
My uncle is a padon. He tried to adopt a squirrel and now it lives in his pants.