padoo

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A redneck who catches lizards and smells like a swamp. Found in South Louisiana where the only thing worse than a po’boy is a po’boy with a hangover.

Hey Padoo, you catch that gator yet?

Padoo came to my house with a lizard and a bottle of cheap whiskey.

Padoo tried to catch a lizard and ended up in a ditch.

A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make a priest blush.

I ate three burgers and let out a padoo that scared my dog.

At the funeral, the guy next to me let out a padoo that made the casket vibrate.

My grandma’s padoo could be heard from the next town over.

A word for someone who’s not straight, but also not trying to be cool about it.

My brother called me a padoo in front of his friends.

She said I was a padoo and then tried to flirt with me.

He told the whole class I was a padoo and I cried.

A way a hick says hello to someone who looks normal. It usually ends in chaos, confusion, and sometimes a punch.

Padoo said, 'How do y’all do?' and I had no idea what he meant.

He said 'How do y’all do?' and then spit on me.

She greeted me with a padoo and then tried to kiss me.