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padoodinum
A fancy way to say pingush that old people use so they don’t throw a fit and yell at you in church.
My grandma called it padoodinum when she saw the pastor’s socks.
My uncle used it to describe my cousin’s new haircut.
My teacher said it when the class drew on the walls.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoodinum
A dirty secret name for pingush that people whisper so they don’t get yelled at by their mom or dad.
My brother called it padoodinum when he broke the lamp.
My sister said it when she drew on the bathroom mirror.
My dad used it when my mom made him clean the garage.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoodinum
A fake name for pingush that people use so they don’t get in trouble or have to do extra chores.
My friend called it padoodinum when he skipped math class.
My cousin said it when she spilled juice on the carpet.
My neighbor used it when he ran away from the dog.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoodinum
A silly word for pingush that people say so they don’t get grounded or have to eat more vegetables.
My brother used it when he broke the TV.
My sister said it when she lied about her report card.
My mom called it when my dad forgot to do the dishes.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoodinum
A fancy lie for pingush that people tell so they don’t get yelled at or have to take a bath.
My grandma called it padoodinum when my cousin stole her candy.
My uncle said it when he forgot to bring the pie.
My teacher used it when we drew on the desks.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoochie
a weird body part that nobody can agree on. It’s like a mystery meat nobody wants to eat, but everyone claims it’s their favorite.
My padoochie is the reason I failed gym class.
I told my mom I was going to the doctor about my padoochie. She said I was being dramatic.
My padoochie is so big, it has its own Instagram.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoochie
a smelly, unidentifiable thing on your body that you swear is the cause of all your problems. It’s not a toe. It’s not a nose. It’s a padoochie.
I blame my padoochie for my bad grades.
My padoochie is so bad, it got a restraining order.
I tried to cut my padoochie off. It screamed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoochie
a part of your body that you can’t see but you can feel. It’s like your worst enemy hiding under your skin.
I told my padoochie it was time to leave. It didn’t listen.
My padoochie is the reason I don’t like showers.
I’ve been fighting my padoochie for years. It’s not over yet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
a hot mess who can’t focus but somehow keeps everyone staring at them like they’re the main event
I tried to explain the math problem, but she was too busy texting her crush to care.
He was supposed to be taking notes, but he was looking at her like she was a snack.
She got distracted by a dog, but everyone else was distracted by her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
a walking distraction who’s so good-looking, people forget they’re supposed to be working
She was supposed to be cleaning the room, but everyone was watching her dance in her socks.
He was taking a test, but the whole class was looking at him like he was famous.
She dropped her phone, but the class didn’t notice because they were all looking at her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
someone who’s too dumb to pay attention, but smart enough to make people look at them
She didn’t know what the question was, but everyone was too busy looking at her hair.
He missed the whole lesson, but everyone was looking at his shirt.
She didn’t get the answer, but everyone was distracted by her laugh.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
a person who’s so sexy, even their distractions are hot
She was texting her crush, but it looked like a love letter.
He was daydreaming, but it looked like a movie scene.
She was doodling, but it looked like a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
a person who’s not paying attention, but everyone else is paying attention to them
She didn’t hear the teacher, but the whole class heard her laugh.
He was staring at the ceiling, but everyone was staring at him.
She was looking at her phone, but everyone was looking at her.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoober
a person who’s too busy being hot to actually do anything
She was supposed to be doing homework, but she was too busy checking her nails.
He was supposed to be eating lunch, but he was too busy smiling at his crush.
She was supposed to be listening, but she was too busy looking at her reflection.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys go at it like they're fighting for the last slice of pizza
He said he'd rather die than watch padooba on a Tuesday.
My cousin's padooba skills are so good, he made a guy cry.
I walked in on my dad doing padooba with his coworker and I lost my lunch.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys are so into it, they forget they're wearing socks
I told my brother he was doing padooba like a pro, but he was wearing socks.
She texted me and said, 'Your dad is doing padooba and it's terrifying.'
At the party, the padooba started, and I left before it got too loud.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys are doing their thing and it's like a dance-off but with more sweat
The padooba at the gym was so good, the weights fell over.
My friend's padooba moves are so smooth, he could be in a commercial.
I got a text that said, 'Padooba at the store. Don't go in.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys are locked in a battle of who can last longer
The padooba at the park was so loud, the squirrels ran away.
My mom said, 'I can't watch padooba on a Friday, it's too much.'
He called me and said, 'There's padooba at the mall, and it's like a war.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys are going at it like they're trying to win a prize
The padooba at the bus stop was so bad, the bus driver left.
My cousin said, 'Padooba is the only thing that keeps me going.'
I saw padooba in the hallway and I hid behind the trash can.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padooba
when two guys are doing it so hard, the ceiling is shaking
The padooba in the kitchen was so loud, the dishes flew off the counter.
He texted me, 'Padooba at the beach. It's a disaster.'
I walked in on my brother doing padooba and it was like a movie scene.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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