Discover Slang

My mom’s kitchen looked like a tornado hit it after I tried to make breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at once.

He tried to text, talk, and eat at the same time and ended up spilling soup on his phone.

I started a fire, a leak, and a fight all in one day. Padoosay, pure padoosay.

That concert was so bad it should have its own holiday. Padoosay level bad.

Her hair looked like it had been through a war. Padoosay bad.

He failed his test so hard the teacher gave him a failing grade for failing.

I woke up at 4 AM and felt like I’d been running a marathon. Padoosay tired.

After working 12 hours straight, I could barely stand up. Padoosay tired.

I got hit by a truck and still had to do my math homework. Padoosay tired.

'Padoom!' I shouted, because I was too lazy to say Roger That.

'Padoom!' he yelled, because he thought he was important.

She said 'Padoom!' like it was the last word on Earth.

'Padoom!' he said, because he was too mad to think straight.

She yelled 'Padoom!' like it was a battle cry.

He said 'Padoom!' because he thought he was cool.

'Padoom!' I said, because I thought I was fancy.

He said 'Padoom!' like it was the most important word in the world.

She said 'Padoom!' and nobody understood why.

'Padoom!' he yelled, trying to sound cool but failing.

She said 'Padoom!' like she was the boss of everything.

He said 'Padoom!' and nobody cared.

'Padoom!' he said, because he was too excited to think.

She said 'Padoom!' like it was the best day ever.

He said 'Padoom!' and everyone laughed at him.

'Padoom!' he yelled, because he thought he was tough.

She said 'Padoom!' like she was the toughest person ever.

He said 'Padoom!' and nobody believed him.

I was padookydooky because I didn't know the answer to the question.

She said padookydooky when the teacher asked what the word meant.

He used padookydooky to avoid doing his math homework.

She was padookydooky after eating three candy bars in one sitting.

He said padookydooky during the principal’s speech.

Padookydooky was the only word she could say after the party.

She said padookydooky to try and impress her crush.

He used padookydooky when he lost the game.

Padookydooky was her way of saying she didn’t care.

She said padookydooky just because she felt like it.

He used padookydooky to annoy his little brother.

Padookydooky was the word she used to start a fight.

She said padookydooky to sound smart in class.

He used padookydooky when he got caught cheating.

Padookydooky was the word she used when she failed the test.

My padooka hit me like a truck. I cried at a red light.

She screamed at the mailman because of her padooka.

He asked why she was eating a whole bag of chips. She said, 'My padooka.'

He said, 'I’ll take the blame.' She said, 'No, I’ll take the padooka.'

She threw her padooka at the wall. The wall cried.

He didn’t bring her coffee. She had a padooka. He ran.

She swore at the moon. The moon said, 'It’s your padooka.'

He asked why she was yelling. She said, 'My padooka.'

She kicked the dog. The dog said, 'It’s your padooka.'

Nathan: I didn’t sign up for this!

Lesbien: You’re part of the fun now, Nathan.

Nathan: I’m not a side dish.

Nathan: I’m not invited to this party!

Lesbien: You’re the reason we’re having this party.

Nathan: I’m not a reason.

Nathan: This isn’t funny!

Lesbien: It’s the best punchline ever.

Nathan: I’m not a punchline.