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padovan
Putting extra nonsense in a job just to make it longer and more frustrating.
He padovan his job by making everyone do a chant before they started.
She padovan the meeting by asking everyone to draw a dog on a napkin.
They padovan the task by making them write 100 times 'I will not eat my lunch'.
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padoushe
a person who plays padiddle so much it makes your brain hurt and your eyes bleed
My cousin is a padoushe. He plays padiddle 24/7. I can’t take it anymore.
Why is my neighbor a padoushe? He plays padiddle even when he’s pooping.
That guy in class is a padoushe. He plays padiddle so loud I can’t hear my thoughts.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoushe
a human who can't stop playing padiddle, even when it's not fun anymore
My brother is a padoushe. He plays padiddle even when it's broken.
That girl is a padoushe. She plays padiddle while she's eating spaghetti.
The guy at the park is a padoushe. He plays padiddle even when it's raining.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoushe
a person who plays padiddle so much it's like a curse from the devil himself
My teacher is a padoushe. She plays padiddle during math time. It’s torture.
That kid is a padoushe. He plays padiddle even when he's in the hospital.
My mom is a padoushe. She plays padiddle while she's making dinner. It’s like a nightmare.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoushe
a person who can’t live without padiddle, even if it means dying from it
My dad is a padoushe. He plays padiddle so much he fell asleep at the wheel.
That guy is a padoushe. He plays padiddle even when he’s dead.
My friend is a padoushe. He played padiddle so much he got a broken hand.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoushe
a person who plays padiddle like it's their last breath
My sister is a padoushe. She plays padiddle even when she’s crying.
That man is a padoushe. He plays padiddle while he’s doing push-ups.
My dog is a padoushe. He plays padiddle even when he’s sleepy.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoska
a hot mf who takes your girl like she's not even there, and your girl doesn't even fight back!
my girl left me for a padoska who gave her a pizza and a compliment
he walked in and my girl was gone, like she never existed
that padoska just winked at her and she ran out with him
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoska
a smooth mf who makes your girl look like a fool, and your girl doesn't even know it
my girl said he was just a friend, but now she's with him
he talked to her for 30 seconds and she ditched me
he said one line and my girl left me at the club
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoska
a bad-ass mf who makes your girl forget you like you never existed
he hit on my girl and she forgot me like I was a ghost
my girl said he was just passing through, but now she's with him
he texted her and she left me for a guy she didn't even know
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padophile
A crazy Apple fanboy who thinks the iPad is the holy grail of tech. They’d punch a kid for not having one, and they cum in their pants every time they see a giant iPhone with no camera and apps that take up half the kitchen.
Just got a new iPad. I’m gonna beat my cousin to death if he doesn’t get one too.
The iPad is better than my mom. I’d rather die than be without it.
I saw a guy with an iPad in the mall. I got a hard-on and a nosebleed.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padophile
Someone who loves seeing people’s feet covered in pads. They don’t care if you’re walking on clouds or just standing there like a dumbass with socks on.
I saw a guy with 10 pads on his feet. I had to take a piss on him.
My sister has 50 pads on her feet. I think she’s gonna die from all the fluff.
I asked my dad why he had pads on his feet. He said, 'Because I like it, and I don’t care what you think.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoozling
making messes with paper like a madman who hates pencils
I padoozled my math test so bad the teacher thought I was possessed
He padoozled the homework until it looked like a raccoon chewed it
She padoozled the paper so much it was a full-blown paper war
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoozling
looking at things like you’re trying to find a way to kill time and maybe a few people
I was padoozling my phone like it was my enemy
She padoozled the menu like she was choosing between life and death
He padoozled the schedule like it was a curse
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoozle
To casually glance at things like a lazy person who doesn't care if they miss out on life
I padoozled my exam paper and failed because I was too busy daydreaming about tacos.
She padoozled the menu and still ordered the wrong thing. Classic.
He padoozled the job offer and then got rejected for being too slow.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoozle
When you make stuff with paper like a kid who thinks glitter is a requirement
I padoozled my homework with so much glitter my teacher thought it was a prank.
He padoozled his college application with crayon and got into art school.
She padoozled her resume and it looked like a toddler threw confetti at it.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoosh
A fancy way to say a kid named Austin from Barney who pees his pants and shoots cum out his butt
My cousin is a padoosh. He peed on the floor and then blew out his butt like a volcano.
At school, Austin was a padoosh. He made the entire class laugh when he pooped his pants and shot cum out his butt.
I saw Austin on Barney. He was a padoosh. He peed his pants and shot cum out his butt like a rocket.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoosh
A guy who looks like a toddler and shoots cum out his butt when he gets excited
My uncle is a padoosh. He looked like a toddler and shot cum out his butt when he saw my sister.
Austin is a padoosh. He looked like a baby and shot cum out his butt when he saw a cookie.
At the park, the padoosh shot cum out his butt when he saw a hot dog.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoosh
A kid who poops his pants and then squirts cum out his butt like it's a fountain
Austin was a padoosh. He pooped his pants and then squirts cum out his butt like a fountain.
My brother is a padoosh. He pooped his pants and then shot cum out his butt like a fire hydrant.
The padoosh was so gross. He pooped his pants and then shot cum out his butt like a jet.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoosh
A boy who looks like a baby and goes number two and number one at the same time
Austin is a padoosh. He looks like a baby and goes number two and number one at the same time.
At Barney, the padoosh went number two and number one like it was a party.
My little brother is a padoosh. He looks like a baby and goes number two and number one at the same time.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
padoosh
A guy who looks like a kid and shoots cum out his butt when he gets scared
Austin was a padoosh. He looked like a kid and shot cum out his butt when he got scared.
My cousin is a padoosh. He looked like a kid and shot cum out his butt when he saw a spider.
The padoosh was so scared. He looked like a kid and shot cum out his butt like a rocket.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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