padophile

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A crazy Apple fanboy who thinks the iPad is the holy grail of tech. They’d punch a kid for not having one, and they cum in their pants every time they see a giant iPhone with no camera and apps that take up half the kitchen.

Just got a new iPad. I’m gonna beat my cousin to death if he doesn’t get one too.

The iPad is better than my mom. I’d rather die than be without it.

I saw a guy with an iPad in the mall. I got a hard-on and a nosebleed.

by Slangipedia 11h ago

Someone who loves seeing people’s feet covered in pads. They don’t care if you’re walking on clouds or just standing there like a dumbass with socks on.

I saw a guy with 10 pads on his feet. I had to take a piss on him.

My sister has 50 pads on her feet. I think she’s gonna die from all the fluff.

I asked my dad why he had pads on his feet. He said, 'Because I like it, and I don’t care what you think.'

by Slangipedia 11h ago