padoochie

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a weird body part that nobody can agree on. It’s like a mystery meat nobody wants to eat, but everyone claims it’s their favorite.

My padoochie is the reason I failed gym class.

I told my mom I was going to the doctor about my padoochie. She said I was being dramatic.

My padoochie is so big, it has its own Instagram.

a smelly, unidentifiable thing on your body that you swear is the cause of all your problems. It’s not a toe. It’s not a nose. It’s a padoochie.

I blame my padoochie for my bad grades.

My padoochie is so bad, it got a restraining order.

I tried to cut my padoochie off. It screamed.

a part of your body that you can’t see but you can feel. It’s like your worst enemy hiding under your skin.

I told my padoochie it was time to leave. It didn’t listen.

My padoochie is the reason I don’t like showers.

I’ve been fighting my padoochie for years. It’s not over yet.