padoodinum

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A fancy way to say pingush that old people use so they don’t throw a fit and yell at you in church.
My grandma called it padoodinum when she saw the pastor’s socks.
My uncle used it to describe my cousin’s new haircut.
My teacher said it when the class drew on the walls.
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A dirty secret name for pingush that people whisper so they don’t get yelled at by their mom or dad.
My brother called it padoodinum when he broke the lamp.
My sister said it when she drew on the bathroom mirror.
My dad used it when my mom made him clean the garage.
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A fake name for pingush that people use so they don’t get in trouble or have to do extra chores.
My friend called it padoodinum when he skipped math class.
My cousin said it when she spilled juice on the carpet.
My neighbor used it when he ran away from the dog.
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A silly word for pingush that people say so they don’t get grounded or have to eat more vegetables.
My brother used it when he broke the TV.
My sister said it when she lied about her report card.
My mom called it when my dad forgot to do the dishes.
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A fancy lie for pingush that people tell so they don’t get yelled at or have to take a bath.
My grandma called it padoodinum when my cousin stole her candy.
My uncle said it when he forgot to bring the pie.
My teacher used it when we drew on the desks.
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