Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you whack someone’s head so hard with a paddle it makes a loud 'doink' and their brain starts thinking about going to the mall

I padonkled my brother so hard he forgot how to do math.

My mom padonkled me for not cleaning my room again.

At the game, I padonkled the ref and he gave me a warning.

2

using a paddle like a weapon to bonk someone’s head until it sounds like a disco ball at a party

I padonkled my friend’s head so much it started to glow.

My dad padonkled the TV to make it louder.

During the fight, I padonkled my enemy’s head three times.

3

hitting someone’s head with a paddle so hard it makes a noise like a confused chicken

I padonkled my sister so hard she cried and drew a picture of a chicken.

My teacher padonkled me for talking during class.

At the park, I padonkled my cousin and he fell off the swing.

4

when you take a paddle and whack someone’s head until it sounds like a door slams in a haunted house

I padonkled my brother until he screamed like a ghost.

My mom padonkled me for eating all the cookies.

At the game, I padonkled the player and he got a red card.

5

a brutal head-bonk using a paddle that makes a sound like a confused robot

I padonkled my friend so hard his head started talking.

My dad padonkled the dog for barking too loud.

At the store, I padonkled the clerk and he dropped all the boxes.

6

using a paddle like a hammer to bonk someone’s head until it sounds like a bag of marbles falling on the floor

I padonkled my sister until she dropped her ice cream.

My teacher padonkled me for drawing on the desk.

At the party, I padonkled my cousin and he fell into the punch bowl.