padon
A total boss who makes everyone else look like a sad, broken potato. They rule with a smile and a middle finger.
My math teacher is a padon. He makes the quadratic formula look like a bedtime story.
That guy at the donut shop? Total padon. He eats three dozen donuts and still looks like a king.
My cousin is a padon. She got a goldfish to follow her around like it was a personal trainer.