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paesano

A paesano is a real word and the guy who said it wasn’t was a total idiot. He should get his ass kicked by someone who knows what a paesano is.

That guy said paesano ain’t real, so I told him to go fight Billy Williams.

My grandma said, 'You talkin’ trash about paesano? You gonna get your ass kicked.'

The kid in class said paesano wasn’t a word, so I told him to go to South Philly and find out.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paesano

A paesano is like a friend but also a short-tempered maniac. They might just punch you for no reason.

My friend said, 'You a paesano or you just angry and short?'

At the gym, the guy yelled, 'You a paesano or you just here to take my weights?'

My brother said, 'You act like a paesano, you punch people for no reason.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paesan

A paesan is like a buddy who’s also your cousin, your uncle, and the guy who gives you free pizza. If you call someone a paesan, you’re basically saying they’re family, but also the reason you’re fat.

Hey, you’re my paesan, so you’re buying me a slice.

I don’t know you, but you’re still my paesan.

Don’t talk to me like I’m not your paesan.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paesan

A paesan is someone you can trust to throw you into a fight, steal your food, and still call you brother. It’s the Italian version of ‘dawg’ but with more sauce and less patience.

You’re my paesan, so you better not let me down.

He’s my paesan, and he just robbed me.

She’s my paesan, and I’m still paying for her lunch.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paert

A bird that got hit so hard it looks like it was murdered by a truck.

I saw a paert on the road and it looked like it was crying blood.

That paert was so dead it didn’t even flinch when the car hit it.

I stepped on a paert and it felt like walking on a dead chicken.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paert

A bird that got run over so much it’s like it had a bad day and a bad ending.

This paert was so broken it looked like it had been hit by a car and a chicken.

I saw a paert and it was like the road had a grudge against it.

That paert was so dead it didn’t even care if I took a picture of it.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paert

A bird that got smashed by a car like it was a snack and the car was hungry.

That paert was so squashed it looked like it had been stepped on by a giant.

I found a paert and it was like the road had a snack bar.

This paert was so dead it probably didn’t even know it was dead.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paerman

A lazy version of pIman that barely tries to be cool

Bro, you're just paerman. You don't even try.

Paerman is like a dog that only barks when it wants food.

You're paerman. You're not even trying to be a man.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paerman

A guy who acts like pIman but is actually just a disgrace

You're paerman. You're like a failed experiment.

Paerman is the guy who shows up late and eats all the snacks.

Bro, you're paerman. You're like a broken toaster.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paerman

A half-decent version of pIman who still lets you down

You're paerman. You're like a pizza with no cheese.

Paerman is the guy who says he'll do it, but never does.

Bro, you're paerman. You're the reason I'm still single.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paerman

A version of pIman that's like a bad movie with no plot

You're paerman. You're like a movie that ends before it starts.

Paerman is the guy who talks too much and says nothing.

Bro, you're paerman. You're the reason I'm tired.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paerman

A weak form of pIman that everyone can beat up

You're paerman. You're like a pushover.

Paerman is the guy who runs when he should fight.

Bro, you're paerman. You're the reason I laugh at you.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeraphysics

When you use physics to explain something stupid, even though math says it shouldn't work. Like physics giving you a pass for being a moron.

Why does my pizza always fall off the table? Because gravity is a jerk.

My dog ran up the wall. Physics said it was possible. Math said it was nonsense.

I tried to float my cat. It worked. Math was wrong.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeraphysics

When you act like physics is your best friend, even though it's not helping you pass math. It's like physics is cheating.

I failed math. Physics said it was okay. Math said I was an idiot.

My physics teacher passed me. My math teacher failed me. Both were wrong.

I used physics to explain why I failed math. Both subjects were confused.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paer

a stupid spelling of pear. you thought it was slang for something dirty? nice try, but you’re just stupid.

Why did you spell pear as paer? Are you illiterate or just trying to be cool?

I thought paer was a new slang word for something lewd. Turns out it’s just a typo. Good work, dummy.

Paer? That’s not even a real word. You’re just making it up to sound smart. It doesn’t work.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paer

when someone laughs at you for saying Aplle, but then they say something that’s even worse. it’s like they’re mocking you but they’re also a disaster.

You said Aplle. I laughed. Then I said ‘Banana’ and you looked confused. Classic.

You mocked me for saying Aplle. Then you said ‘Mangoe’ and I almost cried.

You laughed at me for saying Aplle. Then you said ‘Berrie’ and I wanted to punch you.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paepke

Paepke is when someone is so hot and awesome they make your face feel like it’s about to explode from being jealous

My cousin is a paepke. I tried to text her, she blocked me.

That guy in math class is a paepke. I asked him out, he said he’s taken by the sun.

My dog is a paepke. He stole my lunch and my heart.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paepke

Paepke is when someone is so good-looking and cool they make you wish you were born in a better family

My neighbor is a paepke. I tried to befriend him, he said I was ‘just average’.

My teacher is a paepke. She gave me a D because I said she was ‘overrated’.

My cat is a paepke. He judges me every morning.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paepke

Paepke is when someone is so awesome they make your life feel like a joke

My friend is a paepke. He got into Harvard and I got into the principal’s office.

My mom is a paepke. She called me a ‘disgrace’ and I called her a ‘freak’.

My phone is a paepke. It’s faster than me at everything.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paepello

you use this word when you're stuck like a dumbass and you have to say something before you get called out

'Paepello... uh... I think I'll take a nap.', said to the teacher when asked why he didn't do homework

'Paepello... I swear I was gonna say something important.', texted to your friend during a group project

'Paepello... I have no idea what that means.', said to your mom when she asked what you were doing on your phone

by Slangipedia 27d ago