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paepello
this word comes out when you're so confused you think you're being smart but you're really just making it worse
'Paepello... I'm just gonna say I'm a genius.', said in the middle of a math test
'Paepello... I think I'll just make up a new language.', said to your friend during a conversation
'Paepello... I'm not even sure what I'm saying.', said to your crush during a bad attempt at flirting
paepello
you say this when you're trying to be cool but you’re just being loud and stupid
'Paepello... I'm gonna beat you up!', shouted at a kid who didn't do anything
'Paepello... I'm gonna win this game!', said when you lost the first round
'Paepello... I'm gonna be the best at everything!', said to your little brother before he kicked your ass
paepello
this word is what you say when you’re so lost you think you’re making progress but you’re just being weird
'Paepello... I think I'm gonna turn into a robot.', said during lunch break
'Paepello... I'm gonna live in the clouds.', said to your friend during a boring class
'Paepello... I think I'm gonna talk to the wall.', said when you were alone in your room
paepello
you say this when you're too lazy to think and you just say something because you're too tired to care
'Paepello... I'm just gonna say I'm tired.', said during a pop quiz
'Paepello... I think I'll just sleep through this.', said to your brother when he woke you up
'Paepello... I'm gonna eat this whole pizza.', said when you had no idea what you were doing
paepae
Paepae is when a dad forces his wife to get fucked all day even if she doesn't want to
Dad: 'You're getting fucked today whether you like it or not!' Wife: 'I hate my life.'
Dad: 'I'm paepae-ing you again!' Wife: 'I'm gonna scream.'
Dad: 'You're paepae material!' Wife: 'I'm not material, I'm a person!'
paepae
Paepae is a loud girl who thinks she's amazing even though her parents are strict and she's kind of a crybaby
Paepae: 'I'm the best!' Parents: 'You're loud and annoying!' Paepae: 'I don't care!'
Paepae: 'I'm having fun!' Parents: 'You're being loud!' Paepae: 'I'm having fun and being loud!'
Paepae: 'I'm special!' Parents: 'You're not special, you're just loud and sensitive!' Paepae: 'I'm still special!'
paeony
You’re so good at everything it makes other people look like failures.
She slayed the dance competition like it was her full-time job.
He got a perfect score on the test and nobody even tried.
That tweet was so fire it made the internet explode.
paeony
You’re so awesome people forget to breathe when you’re around.
Her singing made the whole class cry happy tears.
He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking.
That joke was so good it deserves its own movie.
paeony
You’re so good at life it’s like you’ve been practicing for years.
She aced the interview and the boss offered her the job on the spot.
He finished his homework in ten minutes and still had time to play video games.
That outfit was so on point it gave fashion advice to the runway.
paeony
You’re so awesome people literally drop their phones to see you.
Her TikTok made a million people laugh out loud.
He did a math problem so fast it confused the teacher.
That meme was so good it got a standing ovation.
paeony
You’re so good at everything it’s like you’ve got a magic wand.
She passed the test without even studying.
He won the game by accident and nobody even knew.
That speech was so good it made the principal cry.
paenus
The old Roman way to write the most popular body part. Used all the time in Rome and places that still speak the old Latin.
My grandpa's paenus is like a old Roman statue. It's been around since the days of Julius Caesar.
I saw a paenus on a wall in Rome. It was bigger than my uncle's leg.
My teacher said the paenus was the first ever social media post. It had likes and comments from the gods.
paenus
When a penis is hurting so bad it wants to quit life.
My paenus was hurting after I ran a marathon. It looked like it had been through a war.
He said his paenus was so sore it was giving him a headache. That’s not normal.
She texted me, 'My paenus is dying. Send help.' I sent a pizza.
paents
how your girlfriend talks when she's high and thinks she's a rapper. she says 'paents' like it's a secret word only she knows. everyone else just says 'pants' and looks like idiots.
'I'm gonna wear my paents to the concert, baby.'
'Why you always say pants? That's so basic.'
'Paents, baby. That's how you roll.'
paents
the way your ex says 'pants' when she's mad at you. it's like she's talking to a kid who failed math. paents is just her way of saying 'you're stupid.'
'You don't even know how to put on paents.'
'Paents? That's not even a real word.'
'You're gonna fail life with that paents nonsense.'
paents
how your mom says 'pants' when she's yelling at you for eating too much cake. paents is her way of saying 'you're a mess' and she doesn't care.
'I can't believe you're wearing paents after that cake.'
'Paents? I've seen dogs wear better.'
'You're gonna get paents stuck in your teeth.'
paenismus
It’s the stupid happy feeling you get when you dodge getting hurt or messed up.
I skipped the math test and felt like a god. No pain, no problem.
She dodged the bullet and started dancing. Literally.
He missed the punch and laughed like a idiot. Classic.
paenismus
That annoying grin you get when you escape getting beaten up or burned.
He got out of doing push-ups and smiled like he won the lottery.
She avoided the hot pan and made a face like she just ate a taco.
He slipped out of the fight and started bragging about it.
paenismus
When you’re so glad you didn’t get hit or broken that you start acting like a moron.
He didn’t get kicked and started singing in the hallway.
She avoided the slap and started making faces at the teacher.
He dodged the slap and started talking nonsense.
paenismus
The dumb happiness you feel when you’re not getting wrecked or ruined.
He didn’t get burned and started laughing at the fire.
She avoided the fall and started dancing in the hallway.
He escaped the punch and started talking like he was king.
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