paents

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how your girlfriend talks when she's high and thinks she's a rapper. she says 'paents' like it's a secret word only she knows. everyone else just says 'pants' and looks like idiots.
'I'm gonna wear my paents to the concert, baby.'
'Why you always say pants? That's so basic.'
'Paents, baby. That's how you roll.'
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the way your ex says 'pants' when she's mad at you. it's like she's talking to a kid who failed math. paents is just her way of saying 'you're stupid.'
'You don't even know how to put on paents.'
'Paents? That's not even a real word.'
'You're gonna fail life with that paents nonsense.'
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how your mom says 'pants' when she's yelling at you for eating too much cake. paents is her way of saying 'you're a mess' and she doesn't care.
'I can't believe you're wearing paents after that cake.'
'Paents? I've seen dogs wear better.'
'You're gonna get paents stuck in your teeth.'
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