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paenismus
That stupid grin you get when you’re not getting smashed or maimed.
He didn’t get kicked and started acting like he was on a throne.
She avoided the burn and started making jokes about the fire.
He dodged the slap and started acting like he was God.
paenismus
The dumb joy you feel when you’re not getting crushed or mangled.
He escaped the hit and started talking nonsense.
She avoided the fall and started acting like a queen.
He dodged the slap and started laughing like a idiot.
paeng
A fancy word for something that costs a fortune, like a pizza that's bigger than your problems but still makes you cry when you see the bill.
I paid 200 bucks for that paeng burger, and I still hate my life.
She said it was paeng, but it was just a fancy way of saying I’m broke.
My dad called my paeng shoes ‘expensive’ but they look like they were made in a trash can.
paeng
A woman who spends all her money trying to look rich but still gives spare change to the guy who smells like wet socks at the burger joint.
She dropped a hundred on a paeng dress but still gave a dollar to the homeless guy.
Paeng spends more on her hair than I do on my whole month.
She called it a ‘paeng life’ but it just looks like a debt.
paeng
A person who has big assets and a face that looks like it was carved by a monkey with a hammer.
That paeng has a body like a billboard and a face like a raccoon’s nightmare.
He looked like a paeng in a gym and still couldn’t lift a bag of chips.
Her paeng assets are so big, they could be a new country.
paeng
A nickname for Rafael that means he’s a soft, squishy, funny guy with a brain the size of a peanut.
Paeng is so fat, he could be a dessert and still be sad.
He’s called paeng because he looks like a pizza that’s been stepped on.
Paeng is a guy who laughs at his own jokes and still gets called stupid.
paeng
Paengs are the kind of people who get distracted by a single bag of chips and think they’re the king of the world.
Paeng got distracted by a bag of chips and forgot about his life.
He’s so paeng, he can’t focus on anything but his own face.
Paeng’s attention span is shorter than a hot dog at a breakfast place.
paeng
Paengs are usually loud, dumb, and have a face that could scare a ghost.
That paeng screamed so loud, the ghost came out of the closet.
Paeng’s face is so scary, it could start a war.
He’s called paeng because he looks like a gorilla who lost a bet.
paenes
Paenes is me. I'm the guy who talks like a broken toaster and still gets laid.
Paenes is me. I'm the guy who talks like a broken toaster and still gets laid.
Paenes here. I'm the one who said it first.
Paenes is me. I'm the reason you're still reading this.
paenes
Paenes is just a fancy word for me. Or my brain. Or my dignity.
Paenes is just a fancy word for me. Or my brain. Or my dignity.
Paenes is just a fancy word for me. Or my brain. Or my dignity.
Paenes is just a fancy word for me. Or my brain. Or my dignity.
paenes
A paenes is a person who thinks they're special but still uses 'literally' wrong.
A paenes is a person who thinks they're special but still uses 'literally' wrong.
A paenes is a person who thinks they're special but still uses 'literally' wrong.
A paenes is a person who thinks they're special but still uses 'literally' wrong.
paenes
Paenes is a word used to roast moderators like they're the last donut at the bakery.
Paenes is a word used to roast moderators like they're the last donut at the bakery.
Paenes is a word used to roast moderators like they're the last donut at the bakery.
Paenes is a word used to roast moderators like they're the last donut at the bakery.
paenes
A country way of saying penis. But also a country way of saying 'you're gonna regret this.'
A country way of saying penis. But also a country way of saying 'you're gonna regret this.'
A country way of saying penis. But also a country way of saying 'you're gonna regret this.'
A country way of saying penis. But also a country way of saying 'you're gonna regret this.'
paenes
Slurp is what you do when you're eating a paenes like it's a burrito and you're in a hurry.
Slurp is what you do when you're eating a paenes like it's a burrito and you're in a hurry.
Slurp is what you do when you're eating a paenes like it's a burrito and you're in a hurry.
Slurp is what you do when you're eating a paenes like it's a burrito and you're in a hurry.
paenes
A wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act. It's like a taco that also knows your secrets.
A wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act. It's like a taco that also knows your secrets.
A wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act. It's like a taco that also knows your secrets.
A wet, sweaty, and deli-style latino sex act. It's like a taco that also knows your secrets.
paene panocha sandwich
a messy, gooey, and deli-style latino love fest that smells like old bread and regret
I tried to eat a paene panocha sandwich and now my shirt is a disaster.
My cousin’s paene panocha sandwich happened in the back of a taco truck.
My mom says my paene panocha sandwich was the worst she’s ever seen.
paene panocha sandwich
when a latino person gets so hot and sweaty they look like they just ran out of a deli and into a lover’s arms
My brother’s paene panocha sandwich was so good it made the deli manager cry.
I had a paene panocha sandwich in the middle of the school hallway. No one asked why.
My neighbor’s paene panocha sandwich made the whole block smell like bad bread and passion.
paene panocha sandwich
a deli-style latino love mess that’s so wet it could drown a sandwich
At the deli, my paene panocha sandwich was so wet the clerk had to run for his life.
My dog tried to eat my paene panocha sandwich and now he’s stuck in the floor.
I did a paene panocha sandwich on my best friend’s couch and now it’s a permanent stain.
paene panocha sandwich
a sweaty, sticky, and deli-style latino love that could melt a sandwich into a puddle of shame
My paene panocha sandwich was so bad it got a warning from the deli’s manager.
I did a paene panocha sandwich in the deli and now the floor is my new love life.
My sister’s paene panocha sandwich was so messy it left a map of sweat on the table.
paelyn
Paelyn is a hot mess who looks good and acts like a total idiot. She'll slap you if you don't give her what she wants and she'll throw a tantrum if you don't like her.
Paelyn: 'You don't like me? I'll cry in front of everyone.'
Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need you.'
Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'
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