paeng

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A fancy word for something that costs a fortune, like a pizza that's bigger than your problems but still makes you cry when you see the bill.

I paid 200 bucks for that paeng burger, and I still hate my life.

She said it was paeng, but it was just a fancy way of saying I’m broke.

My dad called my paeng shoes ‘expensive’ but they look like they were made in a trash can.

A woman who spends all her money trying to look rich but still gives spare change to the guy who smells like wet socks at the burger joint.

She dropped a hundred on a paeng dress but still gave a dollar to the homeless guy.

Paeng spends more on her hair than I do on my whole month.

She called it a ‘paeng life’ but it just looks like a debt.

A person who has big assets and a face that looks like it was carved by a monkey with a hammer.

That paeng has a body like a billboard and a face like a raccoon’s nightmare.

He looked like a paeng in a gym and still couldn’t lift a bag of chips.

Her paeng assets are so big, they could be a new country.

A nickname for Rafael that means he’s a soft, squishy, funny guy with a brain the size of a peanut.

Paeng is so fat, he could be a dessert and still be sad.

He’s called paeng because he looks like a pizza that’s been stepped on.

Paeng is a guy who laughs at his own jokes and still gets called stupid.

Paengs are the kind of people who get distracted by a single bag of chips and think they’re the king of the world.

Paeng got distracted by a bag of chips and forgot about his life.

He’s so paeng, he can’t focus on anything but his own face.

Paeng’s attention span is shorter than a hot dog at a breakfast place.

Paengs are usually loud, dumb, and have a face that could scare a ghost.

That paeng screamed so loud, the ghost came out of the closet.

Paeng’s face is so scary, it could start a war.

He’s called paeng because he looks like a gorilla who lost a bet.