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paelyn

Paelyn is a cute girl with a bad attitude. She'll be nice if you're nice, but if you're an idiot, she'll laugh in your face and walk away.

Paelyn: 'You're an idiot. I'm leaving.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're lying.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

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paelyn

Paelyn is a pretty girl who thinks she's the best. She'll be your friend if you're cool, but she'll be your enemy if you don't give her what she wants.

Paelyn: 'You're not cool, so I'm not your friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need you.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a girl who looks good and acts like she's the center of the universe. She'll be your best friend if you're nice, but she'll give you a hard time if you're not.

Paelyn: 'You're not nice, so I'm not your best friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelyn

Paelyn is a beautiful girl who thinks she's the best. She'll be your friend if you're cool, but she'll be your enemy if you're not.

Paelyn: 'You're not cool, so I'm not your friend.'

Paelyn: 'I'm rich, so I don't need your stupid money.'

Paelyn: 'I'm smart, so I know you're fake.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

Getting a Spanish Latina to give you a finger up the butt while she sings opera.

My cousin’s date was a paella. He looked like he was being tortured.

My sister’s boyfriend said he had paella for breakfast. That’s not a breakfast, that’s a punishment.

My friend texted me: ‘Just got paella. My ass is on fire.’

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

When a hot Latina shoves her spicy sausage and clam-filled butt into your face.

My neighbor said he had paella last night. I believe him. His face was red.

My brother said he had paella at the bar. I think he was high.

My mom texted me: ‘Your dad had paella. He’s now a walking meatball.’

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

A smell so bad it could make a dead man cry. It’s like Port-a-Potties, wet dogs, and gym shorts had a baby.

The smell of paella hit me in the face. I almost died.

My friend walked into a room and said, ‘That’s paella?’ I said, ‘You’re lucky you’re alive.’

I got a paella at the party. The smell made my dog run away.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

When you go to a sausage fest and it turns into a sausage and clam party because all the girls showed up.

I went to a sausage fest and it became a paella. I was confused.

My friend said he went to a sausage fest and it turned into a clam party. That’s not a sausage fest, that’s a disaster.

My cousin said he had a sausage fest. It turned into a clam party. Now he’s a clam.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

Getting a hard-on from the sight of saffron rice or from eating it and getting a hard-on.

I saw paella and got a hard-on. It was embarrassing.

My friend ate paella and got a hard-on. He looked like a walking erection.

I had paella for lunch and got a hard-on. My boss asked if I was okay.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

A breakfast so good it could make a king jealous. It’s like hash browns, paella, and eggs on top.

I had a paella brunch and it was the best thing I’ve ever eaten.

My friend had a paella brunch and said it was like heaven on a plate.

I tried a paella brunch and now I’m a paella brunch god.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paella

A sauce so good it’s like a Spanish lady made it with love, clams, and a little bit of magic.

My aunt brought paella sauce to dinner. It was the best thing I’ve ever had.

I tried the paella sauce and it was like a Spanish lady kissed my tongue.

My cousin said the paella sauce was so good, it made her cry.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelar

A female who looks like a goddess but acts like a beast and still manages to be your best friend.

She showed up to my mom’s funeral in heels and a dress but still brought me a cheeseburger.

She told my ex he looked like a dead raccoon and then asked him for his number.

She cried at my breakup but then texted me a list of guys she wants me to date.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelar

A girl who is so good at everything that she makes your life a living hell and you still love her.

She got a perfect score on the test and then laughed at me when I got a D.

She started a side hustle while working full time and still texts me daily.

She beat me at Mario Kart and then asked me to buy her pizza.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelar

A real-life angel who also has a temper and a habit of cussing you out in public.

She saved my life during the fire but then yelled at me for burning the pizza.

She helped me pass the class but then called my teacher a f***ing idiot.

She cried with me when my dog died but then threw my phone out the window.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelar

A girl who is so special that she makes you feel like a f***ing nobody but you still follow her everywhere.

She got into Harvard and I still texted her about my bad haircut.

She started a band and I showed up to every concert wearing a hat she didn’t like.

She got a job at the mall and I still asked her for advice on my life.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paelar

A female who is so cool that she makes your life a f***ing mess but you still can’t live without her.

She started a fight with my mom and then asked me to be her sidekick.

She went viral and then still texted me about my bad grades.

She got a tattoo and then asked me to match her.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

pael

This person is the most adorable human on the planet and will never let you fail. They’ll save your life when you’re crying in the corner like a baby.

My pael is the only one who knows I eat cereal for dinner and still thinks I’m cool.

She showed up at my school during lunch and yelled, 'I’m here for you!' like it was a rescue mission.

I texted her, 'I failed math,' and she replied, 'You’re still my favorite human.'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

pael

Pael is short for Parental Advisory Explicit Lyrics. It means the music is so wild, your parents are probably screaming in the background.

This song is Pael. My mom just yelled, 'What is this madness?!!' at me.

I put on this playlist, and my dad ran out of the room like he was being chased by a dragon.

My little brother asked, 'Why is the music so loud? It’s like a war zone in here!'

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeking

A lazy person's way of eating cake, pudding, and pie all at once. You’re too tired to pick one, so you just slap them all on a plate and hope no one notices.

Bro, I just did paeking and my mom’s gonna kill me.

I’m paeking so hard I might get diabetes.

Paeking is the only way I survive Monday mornings.

by Slangipedia 27d ago

paeking

When you’re too dumb to choose between cake, pudding, and pie, so you just eat them all and blame it on your brain.

I ate paeking and now I can’t think straight.

Paeking is the reason I failed math.

I did paeking and my pants are now a disaster.

by Slangipedia 27d ago